Crumbs!
Bread has crust - not really sexy or interesting or offensive, it's just necessary at the edges to form a barrier between the soft bready stuff and the outside world. Crust has particular texture - dry, crumbly, flaky, crusty. This is not a texture you want to associate with sex. Crusty is not sexy.

In my school apart from (sometimes) hot and cold running water and flushing (sometimes) toilets (apart from the one we bred maggots in), we also had the luxury of a toaster in the common room. We loved that toaster and I think for one year I lived on nothing but toast toast toast. yum.
I was doing a round of toast for everybody and the new girl in class asked for me to cut the crust off hers. Didn't think that was strange, but I wondered why she went a little green when she said 'crust'
This happened several times and so I asked her if she had some kind of phobia? She proceeded to tell me the story about a girl in her previous school. This girl was upset because her boyfriend had out of the blue refused to sleep with her and dumped her. It was her first time and they were getting naked in her bedroom when suddenly he got up and left.
Of course all her friends were supportive, saying 'what a bastard', 'you deserve better', 'theres nothing wrong with you, he's got the problem' etc etc when she said...


which once heard cannot be unheard...


"Coz all girls are crusty down there, aren't they? Maybe he was scared off because I'm really crusty"
( zozamaroo, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 20:26, 12 replies)

Bleeaarrrhhhhhhh!!!!
(gets a click tho...)
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 22:17, closed)

HORRIFYING,
but I felt the need to click anyway.
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:17, closed)

Mindbleach
Where are you?
(McChinaman banned, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 0:49, closed)

Thanks for that.
I almost spewed coffee over my keyboard.
( Bats, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:10, closed)

*wretch*
oh god.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:01, closed)

Oh my...
Holy god....
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:12, closed)

Oh. My. God.
I so did not need to read that on a Monday morning...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:25, closed)

Sweet Jesus!
*throws toast in the bin*
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:25, closed)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Kip, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:12, closed)

Oh god.
and once read cannot be unread :(
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:03, closed)

oh my good god.....
I really don't feel too well...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:28, closed)