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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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"Figging" is a delightful practice I happened upon some years ago during my exploration of BDSM.

Basically, it involves carving a root of fresh ginger into a butt plug before thrashing the daylights out of the "figged" arse. The owner of said arse then finds it even more deliciously painful when they clench their balloon knot, the natural reaction to having a damned good caning, and squeezes out stinging ginger juice. A different kind of pain altogether, quite distracting so I'm told. All of which goes to make for great foreplay and epic shagging afterwards.

I believe the practice stems (so to speak) from horse dressage, a figged horse won't drop its tail.

Anyway, I can thoroughly recommend serving up a stir fry, complete with some lovely fresh ginger, to one's partner's very VERY straight friends, the day after a spot of figging.
"Hmmm, lovely this, can't beat a nice bit of root ginger, can you?"

No, quite. The looks you get shot by your partner are almost as attractive as her squeals the previous evening, the fact she doesn't stop you just confirms she's every bit of a perve as you are.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:30, 13 replies)
Are you trying to say you served them the ginger that had previously been up someone's arse?
If so, that's fucking horrendous.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:38, closed)
Come on
I grated it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:03, closed)
its grate.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:11, closed)
I think ginger does something chemically to the female body - it flicks all the switches from 'ho-hum' to 'omgsofuckinghornyicantbreathe'

well it does to me anyway
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:24, closed)
for the tip- boyf loves ginger and I love OMG female body feelings. See my post on Kahlua, that does the trick for me too and I shall now be investigating ginger this weekend. Woohoo!!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:47, closed)
I'm firmly of the opinion that this is a complete made up load of bollocks.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:28, closed)
I even [gasp] licked her bumhole. More than once.
Nah, impossible, I must have made that up too, no-one actually does that sort of stuff do they? I’ll be telling you I’ve done it with the lights on next. On a Tuesday.

He he, ‘nillas, gotta love ‘em.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:29, closed)
I'd give it a go!
Will try almost anything once... can't imagine it would be THAT bad.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:34, closed)

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:37, closed)
Untrue post is untrue.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:19, closed)
Boring and tedious post is boring and tedious

(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, closed)
Wow. "Figging" be fucked.
Just when you thought you knew everything... Still If a "friend" had told me the food I was eating has been in his GF's ass I probably would still eat it (some of my mates have hot lasses) But not telling them? The karmic payback will be a bitch. Im no nilla' but lets not take the piss.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:18, closed)
I know this one!
by 'know this', I read about it in Terry Pratchett's excellent book, 'Night Watch'
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:17, closed)

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