God you're boring...

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:41, 1 reply)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:43, closed)

So you checked me out - yay!
I don't care. Your time is done. The 'shed' joke is old. Go away now.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:46, closed)

I'm beginning to see why I might have been stepped.
This is clearly deeply upsetting for you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:52, closed)

you are so right - i'm in floods of internet tears right now.
I can't apologise enough that you've been flogging the dead horse of your (once mildly amusing) 'GREAT FAIL ARCHIVE', and your long unfunny 'shed' references. *yawn*

Oh man, you had to be there...
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:09, closed)

Bliemy, I thought all you 'YOU'RE RUINING THIS HUMOUR FORUM WITH YOUR 'JOKES' types had long since left..
..in search of a place where internet humour is taken more seriously.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:12, closed)

Comedy is no laughing matter, you know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:14, closed)

Ah, you've read Apeloverage's book then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:15, closed)

Will you shut the fuck up about that book?
You're making me want to read it, and it feels dirty.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, closed)

I would call him a 'one trick pony' but that's not fair...
He has two or three tricks...but feels compeeled to bore the fucking lot of us to death with them day in, day out.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

Then calm down dear!
You seem a bit snappy for a girl who thinks its just harmless pisstaking.

What's the matter blossom? Heavy period? Ugly and retarded?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:16, closed)

NO IT IS YOU THAT IS UPSET

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:17, closed)

ACTUALLY, I'M TROLLING YOU, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO POST AN ANGRY RESPONSE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)

Hang about, all this capslock has reminded me that I'm still upset with you for calling me a nonce yesterday.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)

Sixcocks for MOD.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, closed)

A vote for sixcocks is a vote to end jokes on humour forums!
VOTE SIXCOCKS
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:24, closed)

This from a massive spakker who started this whole thread and then got arsey because someone called him boring...
WE LOVE HUMOUR ON THE INTERNET!!!

as long as it's not pointed at me
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

Is calling people boring funny then?
No wonder we got stepped.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:26, closed)

No but your angry replies and tears to it is.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:27, closed)

And once again, the Legless Gambit comes into play.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:36, closed)

I was going to say that constantly quoting the Legless gambit is every bit as worthless a reply as the legless gambit itself
but you wouldn't appreciate that would you? You spodtarded micropube

Cheers
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:51, closed)

Haiii guyz
Am I too late to add to the pointlessness?
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:52, closed)

A vote for AB is a vote for generic replies and country music!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

I am not even slightly surprised that you want six cocks.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

Well your dad is not enough anymore.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:26, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Oh man, the BURN! someone called 'BraynDedd' made a whopping funny out of my username!

If the humour carries on at this sort of level I may have to get some sort of colostomy bag fitted.

Can you advise where I can get one? as you do appear to be a strategically demented bedwetting spastic case.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:37, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:44, closed)

Mmm
I rather like Vic's handbag in this photo.

Looks to be just the right size to carry a sleepy polecat.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:22, closed)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:43, closed)

You're just sad because you weren't there.
Cheer up, dicksplash.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:12, closed)

I love it when a girl stands up for her man...
or in this case, similarly spacktwatted lesbian.

do you two have any more 'friends' in your care facility for the terminally cuntbricked?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)

Hold on, you're trying to insult me by implying I'm a woman?
So you're a sexist then?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, closed)

No he's not you fool, he's implying you're a device for cooking sausages. Read the post again, dimmo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

I was going to reply
but got preoccupied copying all the profile information from everybody who had replied cos apparently that's the COMEDY THING TO DO!

Now if you'll excuse me I must go to A&E and have my sides sewn back together
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:27, closed)

So why do you hate women?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:33, closed)

Not women - just you

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)

This is just you trolling him and still not getting upset here.
I'm just after a clarification.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, closed)

This is you constantly replying and insisting that you're not upset.
I applaud your ability to type through the streams of internet tears and fatty ice-cream support systems.

I want to say something to make you feel better...but all I can come up with is: 'You're not funny, perhaps killing yourself is the best option?' BraynDedd may want to give you a final fisting before you pull the plug though
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:41, closed)

Suggesting someone kills themself is clearly the actions of someone NOT UPSET AT ALL.
Thanks for clearing that up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

He's deffo upset

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)

Hey "Fat Fingers" what's the craic?
Nursing home treating you well?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

yeah cool cheers bruv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:49, closed)

Rockin.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

But you still implied that I am a woman as though this was a negative thing.
So why do you hate women?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:36, closed)

You got me! I was once spurned by a female and now I hate them all - that's how hitler started etc...
Oh no, now I think of it - I was merely insinuating that you and your partner were professing to be male but had no winkies - quantifying you both as ladies and gayers.

Has that spelled it out to you enough, you stunted fannybuckle?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

So you're a homophobe too?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)

your made up swear words are terrible
you come across as a right flid
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

alright rory lyon

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

alright oofwoc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)

It might be too early to declare it, but I'm going for flidwhistling shitcunt with this one, Rory.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

he's really upset and saying that he isn't
he's such a fibber
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:53, closed)

Here come the double standards cavalry!

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:55, closed)

I like you, you're the best QoTW Joey we've had in a while.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)

And cooking devices?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, closed)

don't upset Badger
He'll insult you on the internet and put you on his stalker list and that's AFTER he's copied and pasted your details.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, closed)

God forbid someone take the piss on a humour based forum eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)

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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

etc.
I will contribute to this QOTW later.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:03, closed)

Can't wait for that one.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:10, closed)

Me too

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:15, closed)

God forbid indeed...
like saying "God you're boring..." God forbid someone take the piss on a humour based forum eh?

But yet it seems like you're biting? you malodourous cuntbulge
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:13, closed)

Tell me when you're casting and I'll let you know.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:14, closed)

too late fuck-knuckle
You don't tell the mongfish - it tells you when it's bitten.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:17, closed)

Oh man, this is the best use of the Legless Gambit I've seen in a long time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:18, closed)

There's a simple way to stop biting...
Stop replying, then DYAAKY. You would totes win then!
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, closed)

Protip: when employing the 'no actually I'm trolling you first' strategy, less is more.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:24, closed)

AMATIP - STOP REPLYING WANKFISH - it shows how needy you are
I am comfortable with my neediness though. You, on the other hand, should embrace your 'inner self importance based on complete internet irrelevance'
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:31, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:07, closed)

YES!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:16, closed)