Train fun
Do you ever do that thing on a train where you turn your bluetooth on and see which funny phone names are on there? In a carriage frequented only by very smart, quiet, sleeping businessmen, I found a phone with the name "Goat Sex is Fun!"
(GONEism, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:36, 14 replies)

Paging
Mr Monkeysex...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:39, closed)

Better way of doing it...
Do it in a restaurant, then send a note, saying "I'm the guy by the bar/till/toilet door/beer garden, and I'm watching you".

Then keep your eyes out for someone getting very confused.

I did it in Pizza Hut, was brilliant!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:43, closed)

My Way
My bluetooth is "I have Maddie" for precisely this reason. I grin and have a good feeling inside when i'm on the train and i hear someones reaction after finding that...
(sunray18, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:46, closed)

good lord
I must try that one.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:56, closed)

I usually go with Jesus
Solely because most phones will then display found: Jesus.
(GONEism, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:48, closed)

Completely off topic but hey...
Back when we still used FileMaker (I know, I know) my PC at work was called 'God' on the network...cue this happening one day:


( snee held his breath since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:22, closed)

I got my hands on a friends phone once
And changed his bluetooth name to 'massive gay'.

He didn't notice until he tried to connect with else's phone, and the other phone said "Now pairing with massive gay".

It amused me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:49, closed)

This
just made me inhale pizza.

Genius.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:49, closed)

A few mates and me
went out once and decided to all have:
I fucked your mum
So did I
Me too
And me, and she was shit

some great faces in the bars that night
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:50, closed)

Mines was
YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:57, closed)

My bluetooth is
"Shitbrick"

So named because my phone is crap.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:17, closed)

Mine is
J'adore la minge

because I'm pretentious as well as slightly retarded
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:52, closed)

Mine
Is 'God'

I send random pictures of kittens to people in the uni dining hall.

Fun.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:32, closed)

I attended a Maths lecture a few years back...
...for all the budding swats/Mathematicians in the local area. Cue a huuuuge lecture theatre full of impatient 16 year olds being barked at by a man who looked like one of those 80s paedophiles with the big glasses. I changed my bluetooth to the name of the guy who was conducting the lecture, took a picture of him and sent it to everyone humanely possible with the tagline 'do you think I'm hot?'
(rich.cicatriz should be doing something more constructive on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 1:13, closed)