Everyone should leave their body to science.
It's just meat.

There's no point in getting all emotional about it - the person is dead.

Since there's no god or heaven or hell, nothing's going to happen but it rot, so you might as well use the body for education and experiments.

Right?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:41, 28 replies)

You just want a load of medical students sticking things up your arse.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:47, closed)

Like you don't.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:17, closed)

Exactly why I'm planning on doing it
Not donating it to science, donating it to teaching.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:47, closed)

your mum should leave her corpse to science fiction

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:54, closed)

Hahahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:17, closed)

I tried to leave my body to science
They suggested Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:18, closed)

I already left my body to science.
They got it working again.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:23, closed)

Yeah, fuck all those losers who want organ transplant handouts, freeloading cunts the lot of 'em

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:41, closed)

Sorry - yes - organ transplant to be mandatory.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:53, closed)

fuck right off, they kill you cos the recipients already given them a back hander
(lordy lordy, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 23:43, closed)

Yes. What's the problem?
Maybe you need to invest in some A Vagabond Patented Body Armour.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:03, closed)

If it's just meat
Why don't we donate it to the hungry?
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:53, closed)

I'd definitely renounce my vegetarian ways if human meat was available.
Of course, it would have to have been raised free range and then killed in a humane way after living a joyous and fulfilling life, I don't want to encourage battery farming.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:11, closed)

But seriously, we're eating it already.
Never mind horse lasagnes, who here has genuinely never seen a tattoo going round on the meat of a kebab spit?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:39, closed)

Not once
But then again, I've never seen an Alsatian with a tattoo when it was alive.
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:53, closed)

I normally wait until they're dead before getting the inks out, less chance of being bitten

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:56, closed)

Because cannibalism messes you up, I understand.
Bodies don't like consuming their own.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:54, closed)

Come on, you know we all would
...if only we could reach.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:18, closed)

Me, I make do with gnawing on my shoulder instead.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:23, closed)

I once had two hamsters.
I know one of them would have disagreed with you.
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:16, closed)

Hamsters can't talk, silly.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:17, closed)

But they can perform interpretative dance. Who's silly now?

( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, closed)

i am ....
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:32, closed)

Good man.
Now go and listen to the Cuban Boys biggest hit for the next three hours to remind you of your folly.
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:36, closed)

The Body Farm
Over here you might end up at the Outdoor Research Facility of the Forensic Anthropology Center of the University of Tennessee, aka The Body Farm. Alas, they do not offer tours.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:10, closed)

Yer
Saw a documentary on that t'other day.

Very interesting.

"Let's put a body in a plastic bin for a while, and see what happens!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:28, closed)

If only there was some B3ta meme about bins

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 17:01, closed)

Organ transplants come first
and anatomy departments will not accept a body if it's had anything removed post mortem. I think that's less because they want a full set (they don't mind if bits went missing in life) and more because the people harvesting organs don't have time to do a neat job with the bits they don't need.
(ubergeekian, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 22:13, closed)