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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Religous confusion
Do I continue to worship (on my own I might add) at the 1st Church of Enzyme (for his words are wise) or.....

start my own breakway cult and worship at the House of Spanky (who lays forth great mirth and merriment)?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, 8 replies)
fuckin' splitters
the lot of ye.

signed: the New Friggin' Messiah
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:56, closed)
You're the Friggin' Messiah?
Photos or it didn't happen.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, closed)
Polytheism ftw.
Think of me as Apollo to Spanky's Dionysus.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:01, closed)
Wooo!!!
Is that some kind of dinosaur??? That would be fucking wicked!!! Can I be a T-Rex???

Reminds me of that poem by Larkin, this does, that one about being called in to make a religion. Water, I think its called. - If I were called in to create a religion I would make use of the most incredibly sophisticated device known to humankind, the holy knob gag. And there would be free food for everyone, and fags, and whores - (men whores too for the ladies).... Obviously, the walls of this church would have to be wipe clean...
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:10, closed)
Who's going to be Bacchus?
(I am too boring to be anointed as such but I can dream)
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:50, closed)
@Enzyme. I often think of you as Apollo.
I'm Zeus's wife and you pop round to borrow some milk but I've just got out of bed and.........well, we shan't go there.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:29, closed)
I'm sticking with the new friggin Messiah.
She talks a lot of sense.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:53, closed)
you
have a place inside beside me in heaven.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

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