You know that scene in Titanic...
where the ship starts sinking and everybody slides down the deck?

Me snickers "Imagine all the splinters!", que 3 rows of sitting-on-the-edge-of-your-seat movie goers pissing themselves laughing!

I did shed a tear at the end though...
(Rumbling Bear rumbled on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:19, 8 replies)

Everyone laughed
at the guy who hit the propeller.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:20, closed)

that was definitely put in
for comic effect.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:29, closed)

He blade his part well though
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:31, closed)

that role really propelled him to stardom
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:34, closed)

haha you feel amazing when you get the whole cinema laughing
I was in the cinema once just before the start of the film. The adverts were on, then it went all silent as the classification screen was up for a few seconds.

I made a quick cough and muttered a quieter "no" just afterwards. The whole cinema was in uproar. :) . This was just after The Who Wants to Be A Millionaire scandall where she was caught in the audience directing the guy to win the million.
(Miggyman, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)

I have a friend...
he does things like that, during the new charlie and chocolate factory with johnny depp, theres a scence where charlie says he'll sell the ticket, to which the grumpy grandad says "charlie, come here" and there is a second or so of silence, which my mate filled by slapping the back of his hand agains the other in a "i;m gonna beat you child" motion to which everyone in the rows around started chuckling!
(dougthegoat trapped his mohawk in the car door, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:18, closed)

You have a talking chocolate bar?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:35, closed)

When
I saw it, at the cinema, and at the point where the ship hits the iceberg, a lass in front of us (late teens/early 20s) whisprs to her friend "I wonder if its going to sink?"
(kitescreech still here, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:21, closed)