Members would have sex in the giant jacuzzi at the gym where I worked,
usually with the man lying back on the underwater 'bubble shelf' and the woman straddling him cowgirl-style.

Word'd go round and staff'd cluster on the balcony overhead to ogle, point and laugh.

Later we'd hang around reception when the couple left and give them a Walk of Shame.

They must've thought we couldn't see what they were up to in there, what with the bubbles and all. Silly people.

I personally thought the women doing this were rather pathetic, as we saw no foreplay or cuddly gooeyness going on - just the bloke getting public jollies. Nothing much in it for the girls, who were incidentally usually Polish.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:08, 10 replies)

This was a regular occurence
for an ex and myself, although we were in a private jacuzzi and im pretty certain people couldnt see us. And in the changing room (one room not a same sex thing) and the sauna.

Fun times
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:41, closed)

Oh for goodness' sake
Not all girls are as into foreplay and cuddly gooeyness as Hugh Grant films would have you believe.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:25, closed)

Well, it wasn't just me.
All the female staff thought women who let a man poke them in full view were slags with no self-respect.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:51, closed)

"Nothing much in it for the girls, who were incidentally usually Polish."
Why do you feel the need to mention Nationality?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, closed)

^^
This.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:00, closed)

that was my first thought
but my next one was 'i need to find a polish girlfriend'
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:08, closed)

no no, I think he means polish, i.e. they were cleaners.
/runs off due to making very bad poorly executed pun.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:38, closed)

Silly, silly
My favourite bit is:

"..who were incidentally usually Polish."

Not sure what it means, but it's hilarious. The fact that they are polish having possibly to do with their bubbly wantonness. The mind wobbles.

Y'know the last pope who Polish. He was probably up for jacuzi sex n all.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:09, closed)

"the girls, who were incidentally usually Polish."
Mrs Sheen?
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15, closed)

Don't these things recirculate the water which would result in both parties being covered in spunk nubbins after they finished, that would take a bit of time and effort to remove all the solidified fragments - yuck.
(Benzyl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:32, closed)