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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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I can read Klingon.
I can barely understand two words, so I'm not completely beyond hope. Still, seeing the bf's face light up when he opened his birthday card does make being a (near) complete saddo worthwhile if you ask me.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:32, 22 replies)

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:10, closed)
lol gay

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:17, closed)
gay virgin

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:45, closed)
You know me, I hate grammar - but, in your case it matters.

(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:08, closed)
I'm already half-cut; it's no time for grammaring.

(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:24, closed)
nuqneH [Cunt]
nuqneH ta' SoH rur Daq [fuck] [ass] jIH muSHa' Daq [fuck] [ass] jIH [fuckj] [ass] Hoch jaj [Fucking] [ass] 'oH wIj [favourite] Doch Daq ta' [Would] SoH rur Daq [fuck] wIj [ass] [Fuck] wIj [ass] [Please] [fuck] wIj [ass] chaw' jIH [fuck] lIj [ass] SoH [cunt] jIH muSHa' Daq [fuck] [ass] [OH] [FUCK] wIj [ASS]
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 9:50, closed)
alright dekion

(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:37, closed)
If you can understand less than two words of it,
it's probably a bit of a stretch to claim that you can read Klingon.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:00, closed)
I can read and write the alphabet. That's very different from being able to understand the language.
Take the post above yours for example. I could transliterate that into the 'proper' writing system but that doesn't mean I can grasp what it says.

I can do the same with Greek, incidentally, but that's just because you learn pretty much all the alphabet if you do anything involving physics.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:59, closed)
So your story is "I learned an imaginary alphabet"?

(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:03, closed)
As opposed to "I can tuck my dick between my legs"?

(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:53, closed)
I've never even attempted to tuck my dick between my legs.
But do tell us more about your fascinating and admirable achievements in make-believe alphabets.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:58, closed)
He hasn't attempted to tuck his dick between his legs
As he isn't flexible enough to get his head down that far
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:19, closed)
^upset by proxy^

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(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:45, closed)
who is he and why is he upset?

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(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:52, closed)
I am not upset
Just casually taking the piss on a comedy website.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:25, closed)
I won't be posting a story
As i have no hidden talents that would make an amusing story.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:25, closed)
Gay Star Wars.
Gar wars.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:52, closed)
write the next one in dwarfish
just to be sure
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:02, closed)
If you're going to take the time to learn a language it might as well be Polish AMIRITE KIDS

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:13, closed)

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