"Whatever you do - don't let them get wet & don't feed them after midnight."

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 4:04, 53 replies)

what, so you're just quoting shit from films now?
rip qotw.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 11:01, closed)

Judge Dredd,
Jury & Executioner eh?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 11:50, closed)

i'm not following you... ?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:35, closed)

nvm.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:50, closed)

don't know what nvm means, sorry.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:31, closed)

Nasal Vaccum Machine.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:06, closed)

thanks bro.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:11, closed)

Is 'vaccum' related in any way to 'vacuum'? Perhaps the brand name for a vacuum intended specifically to suck up cum? In this case, somewhat worryingly, out of noses? Enquiring minds need to know.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:31, closed)

don't be a nob, mate.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:38, closed)

That ship has long since sailed.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)

Hit an iceberg, sank & crushed an octopus when it settled on the sea-floor.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:14, closed)

Actually, it was a squid.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:42, closed)

I used to say that
To everyone who bought a Hampster in the pet shop I worked in. Some folk would get the joke, others would take it deadly serious.
(kilt101, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:52, closed)

I hope you didn't write the signs for the pet shop.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:08, closed)

They wouldn't have sold many pers if he had.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:31, closed)

Poor per-salesman?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:29, closed)

Hope he wasn't on commission, being paid by performance, per per.

EDIT: we're going to look fairly silly/coolly inscrutable if he ninjas in a correction.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)

Why
Edit the per shop but not the hampster?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:52, closed)

Aren't we talking about the hampster? I may have got the wrong end of the stick here.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:54, closed)

As per your reply
I believe the per-son wasn't discussing the hamster, rather the shop.
Then again my reasoning may not be per-fect.

EDIT: It may not be a hamster but will this do?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:16, closed)

A perspicacious observation. Personally, I'm perplexed. Perhaps the (now) original per was actually mocking a preexisting per, now ninjad out of existence, leading to a perambulating discussion of per.

Edits should be marked. Not doing so is perfidious.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:01, closed)

Pervert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:47, closed)

*consults google*
Perruquier.

_{Yeah, I called you a wig-maker. Wot choo gonna do?}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:53, closed)

hookers?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:15, closed)

Isn't any time of day "after midnight"?
Seeing as midnight is 00:00 on a 24-hour clock.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:17, closed)

well that's that favourite childhood film ruined then.
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:56, closed)

Also,
wouldn't moisture in the air count as getting them wet?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:57, closed)

I won QOTW last week, kind of,
and as new king of QOTW i wanted to tell you that I don't care for this new direction in to film quotes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:18, closed)

The King's grammar is dead, Long Live the King's grammar.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:45, closed)

I don't understand this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:49, closed)

Evidently.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 0:16, closed)

no, really, whats wrong with my grammar here.
Well, there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 1:41, closed)

"into" rather than "in to" perhaps?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:18, closed)

Thank you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:22, closed)

'into' is not the same as 'in to'
WP was right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:55, closed)

Apparently, nobody wins QOTW - you just come last at losing.

EDIT: hang on, you came second (to last)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:04, closed)

I WAS TOP IN THE NEWSLETTER AND ROB'S IN CHARGE!
Don't take this from me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 1:42, closed)

*points at WP & glares*
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes home to /talk?
(Hulk Hogan Champion of belt title match "King of QOTW", Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:11, closed)

ooh
*popcorns*

If it's any consolation WP, I heard that coming second is the mark of a gentleman.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:24, closed)

Naturally, you're only doing this
to draw out the horrible bullies from /talk, giving the mods the perfect opportunity to ban them all.
So cunning...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:26, closed)

Not unless they dob me in for trolling 1st....

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:43, closed)

I know you are, but what am I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:00, closed)

Alright Plummy?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:29, closed)

Alright Ringo?
Done any vicious trolling lately?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:34, closed)

Just getting started.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:41, closed)

oh man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:46, closed)

Any minute now, there'll be a cunningly timed 'no, it's you' from him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 8:03, closed)

No.
You.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:30, closed)

They were on tele last night
Was it seeing the Gremlins on channel 9 that prompted this answer to the QOTW?
( Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:36, closed)

No, but the wee one
told me it was "really old, Dad" having watched after school this arvo.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:35, closed)

Judas Priest?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:12, closed)

Nice living after midnight reference
Can't get The Priest wet it would be breaking the law
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:28, closed)

Has anyone here
actually read all these replies?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:48, closed)