Image of the Week Challenge.
What should really be inside of those hollow chocolate easter-eggs?
( CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 23 Apr 2006, 11:55, Reply)

What if..
The media had always been there, in its full technological glory? Check the Daily Mail from the birth of christ, internet updates on the eastern question, Time magazine's coverage of the invention of the wheel.. etc etc.
(' or 1=1 --, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 13:42, Reply)

The B3ta
clothing store. Modern looks for the B3ta generation!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 0:33, Reply)

WTF happened to my suggestion of some time last year?
All right, then, as you're agog with excitement I'll repeat it. I suggested funny, or, given the quality of the assembled throng, just plain weird, funeral stories. I maintain that it's a duff funeral if the mourners can't have a jolly good laugh; I shall be pissed off - as well as pissing off - if you don't all enjoy mine.

I've got a story to start us off but I won't repeat that until the challenge is under way.
(The Jannie, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 16:38, Reply)

Rubbish image challenges.
B3ta is going to the dogs with some of the challenges that are being put up. What kind of crappy image challenges will be on the front page in years to come?
(WiggZ, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Can we play
the Lizard game again?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lizard
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 14:49, Reply)

What lurks in the realm of shadows?
A chance to use shopping skills rather than google an image and add some text.
(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 14:27, Reply)

something so wrong but so realistic
coming with a faked story, that it gets reported as fact by some fuckwit hack in a tabloid paper. and circulated by every moron in every office in the country. it would be the greatest b3ta prank yet.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 10:35, Reply)

"IF SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS RULED THE WORLD"
How would corporate branding, popular culture, celebrities and suchlike be named if speech impediments were as common as Jodie Marsh?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 16:56, Reply)

Shop celebrities as animals!
what animal would Jeremy Beadle be? Or the queen?
Or that crazy Vernon Kaye!

show our fave celebs as there animal alter-egos!
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 20:47, Reply)

Best of B3ta
One repost per person, the best work you have done for b3ta. Simple as that....err.... bonus points for kittens or norks.
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 20:20, Reply)

how about actual names realised out.
like red rum with a glass of red bacardi or pride of dover with a rainbow flag over the white cliffs. any names could be used, place names, animals, foodstuffs. you could even have it as a guessing game...
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 8:52, Reply)

i-?
The i-Pod, i-Tunes, i-sight.

What next?

i-dog?

i-booze?

i-bird?

Discuss...
( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 20:51, Reply)

What would life be like
If Bush/Blair/The Queen

(you decide)

Was an EMO?
( Drunken Vet, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 17:03, Reply)

Image Challenge
What will happen to B3TA if the image challenges remain this poor?
(captainwow No, not that one!, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 16:58, Reply)

Toilet paper
A single man can survive a whole week on one roll of toilet paper. What do women do with the 3+ rolls per day that they seem to use?
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 0:17, Reply)

What if
Australia was still a prisoner colony
(Kosmook, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 18:09, Reply)

Unlikely celebrity love childses
What would they look like?

Roger Moore and Carol Vordemann?

Leslie Grantham and Princess Anne?

Martin Clunes and Marge Simpson?

Hmmm?

Hmmm?
( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 20:31, Reply)

How about:
What if chavs controlled television? Dear God...
( Doctor Fruitbat wishes fruitbats could really be doctors, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 23:55, Reply)

What if Celebs were forced to do proper jobs?
Sorry Dale Winton/Davina McCall/Clint Eastwood, you're not allowed to be famous any more. Whatcha gonna do?

Russell Grant and Jono Coleman would hire out bouncy castles obv.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:55, Reply)

Bible b3ta
What were the major religions like in beta testing before reaching the unsuspecting public.

aka

b3ta does the old testament.
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:27, Reply)

The world according to your Nan
"What's that lovey?, what would happen if I ruled the world?"

People would post images about things smelling of piss mostly. And the stock market would be dominated by the performance of mint imperials.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:22, Reply)

Disturb-a-Pet
maybe more of a topic than a challenge...

I often dance with glee in the kitchen, jump up and down when i receive interesting news, but mostly pick up an unsuspecting cat, whirl him round my head then throw him on the washing pile as i open my latest amazon purchase...

What do the pets think of this random emotion? How do human experiences alter their basic day?

edit- and the looks on their faces when they greet you post-coital. the buggers are disgusted, i swear...
( SnackyOx Who? What? Whang?, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 21:20, Reply)

Motorway signs
You know, the nanny state "don't drink and drive", etc etc - what else would they saw to b3tans
(The real vlad the impala, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 10:31, Reply)

What if...
No one had ever invented the wheel
(ChickenNoodles, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 21:10, Reply)

WestEnders
Turn your favourite programme into a musical
(Ssco, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 9:28, Reply)

A week last thursday
a mysterious dust cloud circled teh earth. The dust, if inhaled, will cause complete illiteracy in 3 weeks 2 days.

How can we prepare for a world without words?

/war on pasted word image challenges.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 7:32, Reply)

what would happen if memes and bandwagons spilled over into the "REAL WORLD"?
yeah. there's my idea.
btw dont want to be a baddie but the last two challenges = verily sub par.
(deathbyfeedback, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 0:04, Reply)

Movies and Real Life Collide
Real movies in real life. Think Basic Instinct as Sir Clive Sinclair inventing the Spectrum...
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 23:34, Reply)