tattoos
put them on folk what don't have them, or give comical ones to people and such.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 9:49, Reply)

AIDS

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 20:49, Reply)

* Inappropriate Cover Versions - Come up with the album/single sleeves for cover versions of songs by unfortunate celebrities/characters.
* One word challenge : Australia
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:10, Reply)

PissGate
Celebrate our latest titillating international political scandal with some pics. Try to predict the next scandal. Or just post some pics of Dave fucking a pig.
(gijoel, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:20, Reply)

Pipes.
Pan pipes, peace pipes, shit pipes.

Pipes.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 17:21, 2 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

fake newspaper adverts
like them ones in the viz
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 9:30, Reply)

help a movie lose weight
saw it on twitter over xmas, thought it'd make for a fun challenge.
so like, when harry ate salad, starvation wars, pilates of the caribbean...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 3 Jan 2017, 12:07, Reply)

Turn famous art into fan art
ie art/celebrity mash-ups.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 14:25, Reply)

celebrity final destination
show us how as yet living celebrities meet untimely, unexpected and highly entertaining ends in spite of their panicked efforts to elude the reapers cold, bony grasp.
(ozof, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 1:13, Reply)

Christmas Movies
Make non-Christmas movies festive, or festive² an existing Christmas movie.

"Actually Die Hard 4.0 Live Free or Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. LOOK AT MY PHOTOSHOPPED EVIDENCE"

(Or Christmas Records, Christmas Art etc. if the last movie challenge was too soon - I don't think we've ever really done one of the big image sources as a Christmas challenge)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Dec 2016, 14:51, 1 reply, 8 years ago)

i think we should draw what we think we all look like.
even though it's possible to find such things out, it still might be horrendously insulting and hilarious in equal measures.

or not.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 14 Dec 2016, 15:27, Reply)

If Ads Told The Truth
almost 10th Anniversary edition
( HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:18, Reply)

johnny lennon once sang 'it's xmas lets have a war'.
so why not mix war and xmas for lols and etc.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Dec 2016, 9:35, Reply)

Tomatoes.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Dec 2016, 14:53, Reply)

xmas cards, but like xxxmas cards
so xmas but rude.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 5 Dec 2016, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

Glam Rock
It's the most festive musical genre, features ABBA for people who wanted that to win the other week, and also features Gary Glitter for the reposts. Something for everyone.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Nov 2016, 17:11, Reply)

Xmas novelty book amnesty.
Tis the season to knock out a parody of a popular book by making it about Donald Trump or Brexit, or for Jeremy Clarkson to copy-paste his Sun articles into a Penguin Classic. My parents once got me a "Where's Boris" book - it had literally no jokes in it. It may well have been exactly the same as "Where's Bin Laden", but with a sprite changed.

Come up with the covers for novelty books, so that you then own the copyright and can thus prevent them being released for real in future.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Nov 2016, 16:55, Reply)

americanise the UK
or UKinise the USA
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 14 Nov 2016, 12:45, Reply)

ABBA
They're making a comeback in holographic form, lets celebrate in our usual way
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

Post Brexit foodstuffs
Toblerone with missing peaks, Terry's chocolate satsuma, etc
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 11:28, 1 reply, 8 years ago)

Counter-propaganda
The Russians are putting out some pretty good (and funny) captioned propaganda images. The UK MOD are as funny as a heart bypass, NATO the same, and the US State department has it's funny bone removed at birth. I am sure we could do better, and the winning entries should be posted on Russian Government twitter accounts :) (Me, I am oing the Admiral Kuznetsov as a tesco value aircraft carrier).
( Traducer, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 19:01, Reply)

Make the tabloids nice
The Daily Mail, Sun and Express have been working the impotent armchair warriors up into a right old tizzy recently with their nasty front pages. Make Britain nice again with a bit of TOAP, a fluffeh and a tabloid cover. Or just mock them, whatever works for you.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:27, Reply)

New challenge
It might be difficult as the choice is limited by the history of film but what films/TV shows should Samuel L Jackson have been in ?
(Adeybabes, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 21:24, Reply)

Chick Tracts.
Semi-famous religious nut-job Jack Chick died last week, take his hate filled comic strips and rework them to make them heartwarming, or funny, or just plain pornographic, whatever makes you happy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 1 Nov 2016, 13:25, 1 reply, 8 years ago)

Everything's Better With Geocities Gifs
www.gifcities.org/?q=b3ta has archived all the gifs that were ever uploaded to Geocities, from the days when gifs were gifs rather than videos saved in the wrong format. Add them to art, album covers, movies or whatever.


( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 23:06, Reply)

simplify album covers
similar to how those movie ones have been done.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 12:20, Reply)

How old and scrotum like would famous people look had they not fucked around with surgery.
what horrorbags would they look like if they had aged gracefully.
( RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:06, Reply)

pumpkins

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:09, Reply)

Credence sang about a "Sinister Porpoise".
By changing a single letter completely screw up the sentiments and titles of the World's Greatest Songs.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Oct 2016, 14:00, 1 reply, 8 years ago)