British TV
Apart from Doctor Who, the state of British telly at the moment is absolutely dire- design a concept for a new TV show, how you think it should be.
(Skarlett_nailz, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 14:33, Reply)

Challenge suggestions
Through the years we have seen the rebelious youth do things to themselves to grasp at a new style or trend for their generation. Currently the youth of the world pierce and tatoo every open area of skin on their bodies. Waht do you think the next trend will be? What will the youth of the world do to go even further to create an even more radical trend?
(NocturnalJohn, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 20:29, Reply)

Celebrity Barf-a-thon
Given Herr Beckham's post goal chunder surely something can be done with Celebs hurling? In fact, let's widen it and include any substance from any orifice.

John Prescott cast as Mr Creosote would be my personal favourite, if only I had the ability...
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 14:12, Reply)

RPS
Any (Photoshopped) image conveying the message that RPS is crap and needs to go away.
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:53, Reply)

what about
here is a great idea for a chalenge.....

the scabbiest underwear contest
(dead-man-walking, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 1:17, Reply)

erm sports world cup
here is a new form of world cup... you start with a red card, then two yellow, a green, park your car, then dont score and oh yeah spoil the refs fun as he cant issue cards he can only take them away, for penalties you have to drink a bottle of newcastle brown with a whisky chaser, and instead of a free kick you get a free bottle of newcastle brown and a whisky chaser, imagine how many people would apply to become proffesional footie players
(dead-man-walking, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 1:14, Reply)

what if
pakistan played in the world cup against milwall would it be fun when corners wer given, and free kicks given.

would they a) build a corner shop, (b) build a mosque, or (c) ask for asylum.
and in the case of a free kick they would more than likely ask for more free kicks cos they r free.
no offence intended to any one
(dead-man-walking, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 1:07, Reply)

what if they intro duced green cards in to the world cup
what if they intro duced green cards in to the world cup, would the refs apply for jobs as traffic wardens and issue tickets for a penalty as well, poor portugal
(dead-man-walking, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 0:59, Reply)

Vomit & Football
What if all goals in football had to be scored by projectile vomiting them over the line? :P
(......, Sun 25 Jun 2006, 18:00, Reply)

What would the World be like if Microsoft made everything?
Probably a load of old cock, but no doubt they would come up with some weird useless inventions.
( undergroundmonkey Kernt, Sun 25 Jun 2006, 14:36, Reply)

What if cars were people?
well they are for some people already who give their cars names like 'gertrude', but photoshop it up, man
(SuperDuperCooper, Sat 24 Jun 2006, 23:24, Reply)

Idea
How about redesigning classic/modern album covers with the title's literal meaning or just anything you think would have been better.
(evilbadger, Sat 24 Jun 2006, 11:02, Reply)

what if
hitler had won the war? would we all be wearing stupid moustaches? eating sauerkraut? driving VWs? you decide
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Sat 24 Jun 2006, 1:18, Reply)

Image Challenge suggestion - Town vs Country
Image Challenge suggestion - Town vs Country (with any and all obvious references to the first syllable of the word "country")

Townie chavs are different from country chavs, and country folk like hunting while townie folk like mobile phones and civilization... Discuss.
(amscray Back o' t' net, Fri 23 Jun 2006, 16:41, Reply)

Make a game
Either a spoof of a game or make one you think would be just plain bad. example "Bean Farmer: EXTREME!"

Here's one I've done: www.b3ta.com/board/6053401
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Fri 23 Jun 2006, 1:34, Reply)

M&S
no idea if anyone else's suggested this, and it might take some explaining for some of our overseas friends (maybe a youtube advert to put them in the right picture) but what would things be like if everything was made by M&S (you know the score - this isnt just lamb, this is welsh fucked-by-daffyd-in-the-arse lamb ... etc etc)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 22:41, Reply)

Paintaoke
Illustrate a song or lyric. Bonus points if you also get the band in there :) I'm thinking along the lines of a certain 80 year old throne-dweller staring at paul daniels yanking a small rodent from a hat - "Queen - (It's) a Kind of Magic".
(First post for me, woo!)
(......, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 22:21, Reply)

B3ta Brother
Every series of Big Brother promises to be evil/twisted/the cruellest yet. And every series gives a bunch of dullards free booze and occasionally requires them to learn three phrases of Esperanto or make a papier mache f***ing dog.

We can do better than that. Photoshop how Big Brother would look if you were running the gaff. What challenges and punishments would you inflict? How would the house decor look? How many big bastard spikes would you conceal in the Diary Room chair?
(costas, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 13:46, Reply)

If Clowns Ruled the World
We all know the people who run the country are a bunch of clowns. But what if the world was run by, like, *proper* clowns?
(costas, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 13:39, Reply)

If all drugs were legal
what would the advertising be like. Yeah I know there would be loads for Coke, what about Crystal Meth and others, or has this already been done?
( frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:03, Reply)

Following on from the pimp-up British design idea....
What if things that were famously invented in one country had been invented in another?

For example:

What if coke had been invented in Germany
what if HP sauce had been invented in the USA
What if the boomerang had been invented in Iceland

I'm sure you can think of some better ones!

There should be infinite possibilities
(Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 9:02, Reply)

What if everyone stuck to the rules for a week?
Make a funny 'shopped picture, which was not only novel and funny, but also under 50kb! Mental!
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 23:09, Reply)

4 bit challenge
Recolour photos/create new pics using only the 16 basic paint colours

Bit arty though
( thistle, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:34, Reply)

why not try...
if everyone was disabled?
if germany won the war?
if britain was overrun (even more) by muslims?


cos lets face it, pimp my britain or whatever was shit.

loved the roadsigns though!!!!
(mr kyle he's a silly bastard, the one who posted before me, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 18:56, Reply)

Sport thesedays is boring
Spice things up by combining two sports into one. Show us what can happen when you mix javelin with synchronised swimming, or Schumacher and Ferrari taking on the bobsled.
( gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 17:53, Reply)

Build a better cereal!
You've browsed the cereal aisle at the store, and probably thought to yourself, "I could do better!" Well this is your chance!
(zerodin has magical powers., Wed 21 Jun 2006, 7:27, Reply)

Fairness In Football
I think that league football teams should only be able to have players on their team that were born in that town or nearby, like the national teams. For example: Chelsea can only use players born in the Borough of Chelsea, like England can only use English players. This is much fairer because it isn't based on who's got the biggest bank-balance, Chelsea are bound to have a better team than Tooting because they have a lot of money
(Disco Si, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:56, Reply)

Desparate Footballers? - discuss
what would happen if you blended 'Desparate Housewives' and 'Footballers Wives' together? Would you get a hilarious sitcom where lonely premiership players try their hardest to chat up anyone who'll have them OR, documentary about lower league clubs and their struggle to get promoted?
(Disco Si, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:46, Reply)

what would the world be like if...
pick an event, had it never happened or had its outcome been different, what would the world be like?
(Gallers, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 14:03, Reply)

If Rupert Murdoch ran the country
or the editor of the Sun/News of the World, what would the laws be like?
( frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 13:14, Reply)