the last person/thing
That you dont want to be stuck on LV-426 with. (as if the aliens int bad enough)
( NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:51, Reply)

How about a...
This idea came to me whilst perusing the profile of frankspencer and reading his tales of reverse pornography (Dressing the women he came across in his jazz mags.)

So how about a "Make porn work safe" Image challenge?
(TheVomitingCavalier entered one image challenge and failed miserably, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 3:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Inappropriate Pictures to insert into YouTube videos
Strange topic I know, but I came across a video on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69k9t8imjA

Throughout this video, the creator has inserted highly inappropriate, yet amusing stills of an old guy with glasses on standing holding a beer. I have no idea why they did this but it makes me giggle each time I saw it.

So, my idea for the challenge is:

Imagine you are the guy making this video, what image would you choose to insert as a still segment in the video.

Pictures of the performer can be found at:

www.simonholliday.de/

and the youtube video again:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69k9t8imjA
(daio, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 1:00, Reply)

CTHULHU!!
everyone knows cthulhu, depict him how you wish, performing household chores, battling xenu and the flying spaghetti monster, or just sleeping in r'lyeh...
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:16, Reply)

ZEPPLINS
WOOOOOSH
( Cae1, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)

RACIST!
How not to do it... your stupid honkey/paki/nigger/wog
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Dirty phone sex chat lines
that is all.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Council Estates...
How do YOU perceive them? Maybe you've lived on one? Maybe you've been past one? Maybe you Are one? Either way, lets pay homage to those who believe the best things in life are free.
(WillyNilly SillyBilly, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:15, Reply)

OH SHIT WE MISSED THE BOAT ON THAT ONE
What memes has b3ta missed out on lately? Garfield without garfield's thought bubbles, charts that reflect common pop culture phrases, we've got years worth of this stuff.

Catch up to the present by reviving every dead meme that hasn't appeared on b3ta yet.

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Memes
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Russian reversal?
Chefs prefer cat.... REEEEEOOOOOOW!
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)

My mother always told me:
"Eat your porridge, it'll put hairs on your chest."

What if my(or your) mother's advice was true? Show us a world where she's not just a cranky old bat.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:04, Reply)

The Queen
God bless 'er Maj, she's lovely isn't she? Let's pay homage by shopping her into ridiculously absurd situations.
( McBadger COW, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 20:41, Reply)

challenge idea c/o the lovely bbc
After 20 years trying to get off the runway, Heathrow's Terminal 5 is about to open and promises a better experience for passengers. But what kind of features can make catching a plane less of a headache?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7290432.stm
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Laz0rs!!!
Recently reading new sc... Generic scientific magazine, I was wondering about the possibilities of using lazers in ordinary life.
Around this point my newfound dark side, corrupted by the influences of B3TA, I considered the possibilities of using Lazorz!!!1! in non-ordinary life.
So open that photoshop fast and give us all the ways lazers can be manipulated with the prisims of a B3TAN mind!
BZZZT!
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:27, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Male and female?
Now that women wear trousers and some men wear skirts, how should toilet doors show 'male' and 'female'?
(benfw, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Bindun shirley but...
What about doing those awful t shirts and hats they sell at vacation spots but for funny locations? Or just hats and shirts in general?
(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:56, Reply)

The Death Of Thatcher
Whatever comes to mind. Streamers, parties, a fully-sprung wooden dancefloor erected over her grave? Bindun?
(Doctor_Treb, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, Reply)

The Singularity
When by 2029 the robots will be running the place, this is a GOOD thing. But what the heck are we going to do all day if the robots are doing all the work.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Jurassic Park 4 features dinosaurs with guns....
www.slashfilm.com/2007/08/13/jurassic-park-4-to-feature-dinosaurs-with-guns/
What other mechanical alterations can we make to animals? Dinosaurs with guns? Rocket powered squirrel? Beaver Chainsaws? etc etc
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Shop LimeyTreat's Norks

( RedStar returneth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Dead Bodies
As everyon enjoyed the QOTW so much, lets have a dead bodies RP challenge.

Who can find the bestest dead body?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:50, Reply)

DRINK BEER!
What would life be like if the only beverage available, to be consumed, is beer?
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

LOL - HOMOS!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Ideal Bodies
Taken from Dylan Moran's Monster tour: the key word is ideal. Most people would say a bit slimmer, a bit perkier, but what REALLY would be ideal for you? Maybe you'd like a gun on your shoulder like Predator, or a massive extendy neck like Inspector Gadget. Vibrating hands, ladies?

What's your IDEAL body?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

women
fuck arent they awful? LOL you can do loads of penis jokes lol11!"1
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:43, Reply)

How about...
"Futures they'll never make movies about"

There's all sorts of movies about utopian futures, apocalyptic futures, war-torn futures and futures with flying cars that travel in time... how about something a bit more surreal yet equally plausible?
(Ash Oops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, Reply)

i was thinking
piss mother nature off.


that is all
( Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 20:03, Reply)

If sport and the arts got along
At school you were either sporty or artistic, those who were sporty thought the arty ones were no doubt gay, while the arty ones thought that the sporty ones were cavemen and probably gay but unable to admit it.

The grown up world is very similar, but what if... just what if..... Sport and the Arts mixed?

Open up Photoshop and show us the Royal Ballet taking on the All Blacks, Jockey Wilson capturing treble top in watercolours or the Superbowl for quiltmakers.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:40, Reply)

What would the famous person of your choice look like were they an animal, and which animal would they be?
Fire up 'Shop and lets find out... MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

( ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, Reply)