I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Adam Ant reckons the Poirot novels sound too complicated.I told him, "Read Hercule, it's nothing to be scared of."
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I've joined a campaign group to prevent the speaker of the House of Commons from burning fossil fuels.#JustStopHoyle.
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who is the first lady of soul piss?uretha franklin
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 0:29,
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Why didn't Nick Griffin laugh when he was pelted with fart eggs?He didn't get the yolk!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:17,
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Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson and Dennis Wilsonwalk into a bar bar bar
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:55,
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My unborn chicken was extremely shybut he soon came out of his shell.
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Who is a pirate's favourite author?GeARRRR!ge ARRRR! ARRRR! MARRRR!tin
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How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?By dropping it seven feet – it won’t break for the first six.
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How is b3ta like an old shoe?Because they’re both worn out and stink.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:34,
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What's the collective noun for actors named LaBeouf?A fuchsia.
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Why did the swimming pool go red?Tom's Monthly!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 17:42,
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I bought a Time Delay air freshenerbut it smelled of chlorine and bumming.
Turns out I'd bought a Tom Daley air freshener!
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Which Mexican-American mouse had her first number one track with 'Lose You To Love Me'Speedena Gonzomez
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:05,
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?I don't know if I can get hard, I just got laid this morning.
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I tried a cannabis/granite blend…It left me completely stoned.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:07,
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So this taliban went to hollywood......But all he did was make Box Office Bombs.
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What do you call a cemetery for rock stars?Gastonburied.
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What does Tom Daley have in common with pigeon soup?Dove into water.
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Local pigeons?I thought that all the pigeons round here were local but it seems it is not so. I asked one where he was from and he said "Peru."
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Elton John really is into his salads and lettuce. … He’s a Rocket man, apparently.
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Which rodent has had a (mostly) friendly rivalry with Elton John over the course of their 50+ year careers?Rod Shrewart!
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Which mouse has had a (mostly) friendly rivalry with Elton John over the course of their 50+ year careers?Rodent Stewart!
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Where do most English spies live?The Peek District.
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How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?5.
1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to spin the elephant.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:41,
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How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?None. Eggs don’t have hands
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What’s the difference between b3ta and your Mum?One is filled with cocks, and the other is filled with dicks.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 4:38,
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