I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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Adam Ant reckons the Poirot novels sound too complicated.
I told him, "Read Hercule, it's nothing to be scared of."
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Max Harvey, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 7:42,
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I've joined a campaign group to prevent the speaker of the House of Commons from burning fossil fuels.
#JustStopHoyle.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 0:22,
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who is the second lady of soul piss?
wetta james
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:47,
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who is the first lady of soul piss?
uretha franklin
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 0:29,
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Why didn't Nick Griffin laugh when he was pelted with fart eggs?
He didn't get the yolk!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:17,
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Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson and Dennis Wilson
walk into a bar bar bar
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:55,
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What do you get if you cross an egg?
Confused Easter merchandise.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:18,
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My unborn chicken was extremely shy
but he soon came out of his shell.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 11:23,
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What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:53,
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Who is a pirate's favourite author?
Ge
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ARRRR! ARRRR! M
ARRRR!tin
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 16:14,
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How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet – it won’t break for the first six.
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 8:18,
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How is b3ta like an old shoe?
Because they’re both worn out and stink.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 20:34,
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What's the collective noun for actors named LaBeouf?
A fuchsia.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 17:58,
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2 years ago)
Why did the swimming pool go red?
Tom's Monthly!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 17:42,
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I bought a Time Delay air freshener
but it smelled of chlorine and bumming.
Turns out I'd bought a Tom Daley air freshener!
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 1 Jul 2023, 9:23,
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2 years ago)
Which Mexican-American mouse had her first number one track with 'Lose You To Love Me'
Speedena Gonzomez
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:05,
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don't know if I can get hard, I just got laid this morning.
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:53,
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I tried a cannabis/granite blend…
It left me completely stoned.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 18:07,
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So this taliban went to hollywood......
But all he did was make Box Office Bombs.
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FrenchBoast, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:40,
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What do you call a cemetery for rock stars?
Gastonburied.
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FrenchBoast, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:39,
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2 years ago)
What does Tom Daley have in common with pigeon soup?
Dove into water.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:03,
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Local pigeons?
I thought that all the pigeons round here were local but it seems it is not so. I asked one where he was from and he said "Peru."
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CleverLittlePIg, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:32,
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2 years ago)
Elton John really is into his salads and lettuce.
… He’s a Rocket man, apparently.
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lladoog once licked never beaten, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:10,
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Which rodent has had a (mostly) friendly rivalry with Elton John over the course of their 50+ year careers?
Rod Shrewart!
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 9:18,
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Which mouse has had a (mostly) friendly rivalry with Elton John over the course of their 50+ year careers?
Rodent Stewart!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:06,
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2 years ago)
Where do most English spies live?
The Peek District.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:07,
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latest was 2 years ago)
Which mouse duetted with Elton John on two occasions?
Squeaky Dee!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:29,
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How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5.
1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to spin the elephant.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:41,
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How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Eggs don’t have hands
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littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:31,
5 replies,
latest was 2 years ago)
What’s the difference between b3ta and your Mum?
One is filled with cocks, and the other is filled with dicks.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 4:38,
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