I don't get it
but I'm guessing you're the crazy here, 'cause I don't see Resident Loon posting this sort of mental shit
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 19:47, 3 replies)

Lolwhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 19:50, closed)

It's a snatch of his gaz burblings.
Which bit of this is confusing you?

Wait ... don't answer that ... nobody cares.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:05, closed)

So wait
You photoshopped the image above to show how mental he was?

Still sounds pretty mental to me.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:08, closed)

Fuck. You're right.
Thirty seconds of photoshop is unprecedented on a website built primarily around ... photoshop. Derpity doo!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:10, closed)

BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COMEDY FORUM!!!!
Still waiting for the comedy
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:24, closed)

Imagine if you can, that the Resident Loon is an autobot who 'transforms' from a tedious pun-spouter into a stalky gaz-loon.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:07, closed)

Imagine, if you will, that I really gave the slightest fuck about you, or what you say

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:09, closed)

We don't really need to use much imagination given your apparent obsession with him.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:11, closed)

Who, Resident Loon?
You're the one who started the thread, you obsessed massive homo
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:22, closed)

Is English your third language?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:28, closed)

Yes
No

I dunno, keep posting, I'm drunk and bored
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:14, closed)

So you're at home on your own getting drunk and upset on the internet?
Excellent work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:07, closed)

Nah, yesterday I started drinking in Soho
Then I carried on in Camden

Then I got home and amused myself by trolling you guys while watching Buffy with the missus
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:22, closed)

Yup. You definitely trolled us there.
This is a definite case of you making other people look tragic. No diggedy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:40, closed)

Well, this has certainly convinced me of your indifference.
And after I tried to explain it to you in terms you'd understand as well..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:39, closed)

Explain it to me in terms of a scrawny, bony, little fucker having sex with a woman the size of Mount Snowdon
I might get it then
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:12, closed)

Oh man, this is the most self-referential QOTW thread ever.
You're actually turning into a crazy internet person, in a thread about a crazy internet person.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:25, closed)

Hahahaha
So is it true you married that?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:32, closed)

Would it help I told you what she turns into?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:36, closed)

I have a screencap of your previous reply before you edited it just in case you need it for your archive
But seriously, did you really marry it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)

I'm liking this interesting response to 'people posting mental shit' of 'post more mental shit'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:42, closed)

Nah, I'll humour you
So she turns into what?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:05, closed)

You are really coming across well here.
No, really.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)

Would you like to hazard a guess as to which posters in this thread are the ones generally regarded as trolls and bullies?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:18, closed)

Hahahahaha
So, did you?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:19, closed)

Dude, you're never going to pass Basic Marshmallow 101 with skilz like this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:29, closed)

Eh, at least I'm online and paying attention to you
That's about the best you're going to get, like, ever
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:32, closed)

Still drunk
Still bored
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:18, closed)

INTERNETTING
It's like doing mouth farts with your fingers.
(#1, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:45, closed)

Whatever you do, don't tell him the transformer story.
It'll confuse him so much he might turn into a nonce.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:46, closed)

Well, no. I wouldn't want to turn a man with a fetish for toys into some kind of dodgy pervy type

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:47, closed)

I love fresh electrical components...

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:48, closed)

So speaks the voice of experience

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:10, closed)

NO U

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)

I'm not sure of your logic on this one,
I'm going off your fetish for childrens' toys.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:49, closed)

I'm going off your experience of noncing

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:04, closed)

But I haven't got any experience of noncing, nor of being nonced.
You, however, have a well documented fetish for toys and dead ropey women who look like you've paid them in class A narcotics.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:24, closed)

Save it for the judge, paedo

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:50, closed)

So that's libel right there then, yeah?
MODS!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:54, closed)

Angry, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:54, closed)

Who said I was angry?
I was celebrating getting an awesome new job in TVland yesterday :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:25, closed)

I like your idea of celebration.
I particularly like the bit where you spend the evening being upset on the internet and then pretend that your incoherent blubbing should be blamed on your inability to hold your booze.

I mean ... I can understand your need to get drunk in order to tolerate an evening in the squat with your heroin-drained missus. But you could at least pay the poor moll a bit of attention rather than complaining about your boredom to strangers on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:02, closed)

Again, you think I'm upset
I was just enjoying the sport - now I'm full time employed again I won't have as much opportunity to wind up the shutins here
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:28, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:57, closed)

There aren't enough clicks in the world for this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:52, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:11, closed)

Well he's from the West Midlands and has lived on a council estate, so it's already a given that he's irredeemably thick and racist.
Noncing is only a few short steps from there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 3:03, closed)

You're thinking of Monty

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:03, closed)

Oh do be quiet you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:18, closed)

Hahahaha
Hello Monty, still thick and racist, then?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, closed)

Do shut up, there's a dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:33, closed)

Oh Monts
Always with the zingy one-liners
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:38, closed)

That's a pretty horrible thing to say about someone you know nothing about.
Says quite a lot about you really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:40, closed)

Whoa, there. Go easy, gonz.
He was totally drunk while celebrating an awesome job and yet simultaneously bored despite being with his (admittedly smack-wracked) life partner watching shit telly. This clearly explains his online whimpering and obsession with the happy and healthy relationship of two complete strangers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:39, closed)

You're right, it does say a lot about me
It says that I pick my targets, for one thing
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:25, closed)

*waves*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:56, closed)

Yes, I imagine there are

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:56, closed)

It's funny because I am fat.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:23, closed)

Wow...
... So now anyone who doesn't agree with Dr. "Is English your fourth language? LOLZ" Shambolic and AB's point of view gets some kind of double ended malcoordinated dry-humping. Abused because they're using the internet at the same time at them, and seem to project everything they fear about themselves onto their victim. Way to go!

I'm guessing my incoherent ramblings will wash off, because I'm obviously a sad troll (who can't troll), sadly using the internet on a Saturday night. Maybe English is my fourth language.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:58, closed)

I think you might have missed the point of b3ta, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 0:30, closed)

Please enlighten
Maybe English is my fifth language.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:27, closed)