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Some charming emails I received recently from another site. Author's handle not altered to protect the guiltyFrom: Chosen by Grace
Subject: woo woo? learn what ad hominems are idiot
Message: WOO WOO = noodle monsters and magic bombs that oh, just need a few billion years to magically turn into men. SHUT THE **** UP STUPID MORON. GOD YOU'RE DUMB. DELUDED.
What a smug dumb **** cultist retard: dur swamp gas, dur uh its photoshopped, dur uh everyone i dont believe is woo woo, uhhh my feelings make me right, uhhhh my word is true cuz it just is, i dont need site no sources. WOW GOD COMPLEX MUCH YOU HEART FEELY ******? HOLY **** SHUT THE **** UP ******. ****** think ur smart and wise and clever cuz u ****** repeat someone's little phrase "woo woo"? Wow ur a smart scientist now. WRONG. ME: MASTER OF LOGIC, THEOLOGY, ANTI SOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDERS: SICK OF ****** MORONS LIKE YOU WHO THINK REPEATING "WOO WOO" AND READING NARCISSIST SKEPTIC **** AND READING MAINSTREAM SCIENTOLOGY HEADLINES THAT SAY, "WE SEE STARS BEING FORMED" AND WATCHING NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC AND DINOSAUR CARTOONS MAKES YOU WISE AND RIGHT AND ISN'T "WOO ******* WOO" YOU ****** MORON. NO MAGGOT BRAIN: BACTERIA DON'T TURN INTO FISH LET ALONE MONKEYS OR MEN YOU DELUDED RETARD WHO THINKS "BILLIONS AND BILLIONS" OF YEARS IS SO SMALL THAT HE JUST SAW IT ALL HAPPEN AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS. ******: HOW ABOUT YOU BELIEVE THE LAST 6,500 YEARS OF KNOWN ARCHEOLOGY MR. "OH CREATIONISM IS UNREASONABLE! YOU THIKNK U NO WHAT HAPPENED IN 6,500 YEAR! HOW ABSURD" NO WOO WOO ****** THAT'S YOU IDIOT BACKWARDS BRAIN. WHAT A TURD IDIOT. GULLIBLE, NAIVE, BLIND SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITE, POINTLESS AIMLESS HYPOCRITE. GET A LIFE!
From: Chosen by Grace
Subject: woo woo? learn what ad hominems are idiot
Message: ", religious and woo-woo bullshit." AND I MORONS WHO USE DUMB NONSENSE NERD "WOO WOO" CLICHES AS THEIR EXPLANATIONS TO EVERYTHING AND BABBLE CRAP WITH NO EVIDENCE GET IGNORED. AND MORONS WHO THINK IT'S REASONABLE TO BELIEVE BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS BEYOND THE COMPLEXITY OF AN EXPLOSION AND WHO BELIEVE IN MAGICAL BOMBS THAT MAKE UNIVERSES AND LIVING THINGS THAT DO ALL THE THINGS AND ARE COMPOSED OF ALL THE THINGS HERE THAT MORONS LIKE YOU REFUSE TO THINK ABOUT IN YOUR ARROGANCE YOU ********: ETERNIAN.WORDPRESS.COM/EVIDENCE HTT[P://66QUESTIONS.TK GET IGNORED ********.
THE "WOO WOO" ****** NERD IDIOT TARDS ARE YOU ******. PAY ATTENTION ****** AND STOP BEING AN OBVLIOUS STUCK UP ******. YOU'RE A ******* NOBODY YOU IDIOT ATHEIST, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD ALREADY ****** LOSER: YOU ARE NOT GOD ******, YOU DO NOT MAKE LAWS FOR ANYONE ****** YOU DO NOT DECIDE WHAT IS RIGHT FOR WRONG ******, WHO THEN ****** DOES ****** AND WHY DOES TRUTH MATTER ******? DUUUUR? PSYCHOPATH MUCH? GET MORALS ******: STOP LYING, STOP STEALING, STOP MURDERING, HONOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER, REMEMBER THAT GOD MADE THE UNIVERSE AND RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY, DON'T COVET ******, DON'T OPPRESS THE POOR NEEDY ORPHANS STRANGERS OR WIDOWS ******. MOSES CAME UP WITH ALL THAT IN ONE BOOK ****** AND YOU CANT TAKE A HINT YET NOT EVEN AFTER 5000 YEARS AND 1000 YEARS OF HUMANS WIPED OUT FROM AN OBVIOUS WORLD WIDE FLOOD MR. "ME NO SEE NO SEA FOSSILS ON DRY LANDS ANYWHERE OR ON MOUNTAIN TOPS DUR"? NOW THAT'S WOO WOO
From: Chosen by Grace
Subject: DUUUUR
Message: "There are no moderators" IF THAT WERE TRUE IDIOT THAN THE FLAGS WOULD ALL HAVE THE SAME EFFECT YOU ******* IMBECILE. BLOCKED YOU ******* IDIOT.
AND FUCKTARDIO: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LONG SINCE THE MODERATORS USED TO HAVE A FORUM FOR DISPUTES AND SHOWED PICS OF THEMSELVES IN ONE OF THEIR DUMB "LOOK AT US" ARTICLES HERE YOU ******* IDIOT. CLUE ********: STOP BABBLING YOUR ******* **** WITHOUT EVIDENCE ASSHOLE. ******* USELESS MAGGOT.
From: Chosen by Grace
Subject: DUUUUR
Message: "There are no moderators" IF THAT WERE TRUE IDIOT THAN THE FLAGS WOULD ALL HAVE THE SAME EFFECT YOU ******* IMBECILE. BLOCKED YOU ******* IDIOT.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 5:57, 22 replies)
Needs more capslock.EDIT: & seems to asterisk a lot for a Christian.
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Quite evidently a sane, rational human being with no issues whatsoever. Yup.
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Blimey, EMV really DID get drunk last night didn't he?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:53,
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You know some nice people.(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:40, closed)
This guy is awesome.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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*waves wand*FUCKTARDIO ELIMINATUS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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Nicely argued theology thereI think our new Archbishop of Canterbury is going to be a huge success...
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electric_goat, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:13,
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I very much hope you've stopped lying, stealing and murdering (in that order, apparently).Clearly you're a wrong 'un and deserve this disapprobrium.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:16,
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Oh yes, I don't do those things any more .I'm more into arson, blackmail and extortion now.
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That fella The Goat gets around a bit, doesn't he?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:35,
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He is correct on one thingMonkeys and fish didn't evolve from bacteria as bacteria are prokaryotes and animals have eukaryotic cells, and are therefore on distinctly different evolutionary pathways. However, I'm not sure he knows that. Otherwise your garden variety internet lunatic.
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did this progress to a second date?(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:13, closed)
I reget to say he broke off the relationship.Possibly because one of my replies was "Pffft".
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you got this straight from /talkAICMFP
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Nonever been on /talk
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Fucktardio made me laughIt's going to be my word of the week.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:50,
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Crikey.(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:44, closed)
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