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Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
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Repost of 'I've made a few notes' ammended to reflect people I've actually met.
Ah Mykey, where to start? After all there is so much of him to cover.
I'll miss his thought provoking faux-racist posts, his deliciously unsuccesful attempts to deflect fat jokes by making bad ones himself but most of all I'll miss Gazzing people the jokes about them he sends to me behind their back whilst he pretends to have them on ignore.

Piston broke
It's not really fair to bully someone because they inhabit the shit end of the Autistic spectrum, or becuase they probably collect pewter dragons with jewels for eyes, however, it does entertain me. I'll miss his ability to sour any social interaction by being pedantic, irritating and just plain scary.

I always thought he was quite amusing, in fact I used to see something of Wormulus in Sexface. This all changed when I got the tearful phonecalls from his girlfiend (my ex) late at night. I was happy to help, I just resented the fact that it was happening at all.
Also, no matter how he slices it, he tried to chat me up on MSN on Valentines day thinking I was a girl. Congratulations Sexface, although fairplay for hosting my server.

Bob Todd
Autistic and frightening. I felt unable to relax in the same room as him/her.

Moon Girl Technologies
Hands like dinner plates. I never had the guts to ask their gender. Good with computers though.

Donkey Gums
Decided he was better than this place.
Looks like a rapist/scarecrow.

You do make me laugh. Just for the record, everything you're ever made for the purposes of gaining attention on the internet is painfully shit, even with the cutest child in the world on it. I think it probably amounts to abuse, stop it.
Also, your performance at the CHB bash was the ultimate act of kerazee zaneeeeness it didn't suit you.

Blue Star
Tits like kitchen binbags at cleaning out time. Another classic example of fat short girl with BAGS OF PERSONALITY that b3ta seems to breed. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, they all blend into one another.

You fucking freak of nature. You look like the internet made flesh, you're not quite as skin-crawlingly crippled as Turb0t though, so well done you and remember - Ladies love a dancer! and batman comics, you noobling.

Even compared to me you're still a pretentious bellend. Get a fucking grip, you don't look like some steampunk alternative, you look like a chav from Manchester that's borrowed his Grandad's clothes. I hope one day you catch a glimpse of youself in a window and think about this and have a little cry. Console yourself with this though, your penis is bigger than mine, someone told me.

Captain Wow
You patronising bitch, stop refering to your boyfriend as 'the wife' it does my fucking nut in. Also, just becuase you have an opinion on something, doesn't mean it's worth sharing. Thanks.
She once stared angrily at me for a whole train-journey back from some shit-hole bash without saying a word. Real life ignore, showed me.

The hairy Jew. Bles you gonz, you haven't a bad bone in your body. Apart from the bone in your brain, you spastic. Were you kept in a fridge whilst the other Jews went to school? Fucking hell mate.
Also stop smoking and bathe more. You look like the grimace monster from McDonalds, except with the kind of beard that Ian Huntley would grow if he were on the run.

Sticky Label
I knew from the moment I first saw you that you were an epic ringpiece. You're like a shit version of MoT or Gmos.

Psycho Chomp
You look like a paperclip salesman and have a fucking stupid name, other than that you should stick to being the coolest person on QotW. What an accolade!

Kersal Missive
I was always reasonably respectful to you on here, despite you being a mentalist and extremely rude to me OFFLINE! You look like Anne Frank in her final hours, although being a young girl Anne Frank probably didn't have a bush like a brillo pad. Another person who has clicked the real life ignore button on me (before the original version of this post).

Most people's faces have something at the bottom, we call it a chin. Get one, now. I am genuinely sick of hearing about your life, being a supergeek is like being Stephen Hawking, respect where its due but don't get cocky, you're still a mongling.

Amorous Badger
You've seem intent on sucking the life out of b3ta and feeding it to WW.

Haha, I love meeting people with that special brand of self-confidence that comes from pretending to be really confident whilst simultaneously being terrified of yourself.

That prat with the long communist name from OT
100% pillock, no disrespect.

Angry cat-lady.

If I've met you and you've not received a mention please reply to this thread.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:42, 30 replies)
Shit yeah, this should be entertaining for a short while.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:54, closed)
Setting up a chair on the sidelines, right here.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:00, closed)
Most of these people are either ex-b3tans or /talkers who are used to much worse abuse,
so it's probably not going to be that entertaining.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:12, closed)
I saw that, rachelswipe.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:39, closed)
ooh, what did she say?
I love rachelswipe, she's the mad gin lady of b3ta
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:21, closed)
I didn't get chance to read it, but it appeared to be whining about me or something.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, closed)
she wants you
that much is obvious
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:36, closed)
i can't cope with my ipad, the technology is too much
i think i said, don't encourage him to get off the sidelines, he is so much better sitting there and eating popcorn than actually participating!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:58, closed)
dont recall any hissyfits last time this was posted
but you never know some one some where may take exception to it and throw a tantrum .
as for me ? i will just circle around waiting for the fall out to pounce on if it ever happens
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:47, closed)
*someone *somewhere *me? *fallout

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:24, closed)
Can we get
a new troll......this ones shit!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 17:42, closed)
*... *one's

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:25, closed)
When I met you at a bash last year I thought you were an arrogant twat.
As an extremely arrogant twat myself I can spot the signs.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:29, closed)
I'm really sorry
I honestly can't remember meeting you. What did we talk about?
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:21, closed)
I cannot remember. It was quite late in the evening so we were both probably drunk.

(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:02, closed)
I think the biggest insult is forgetting you met me after the first time you met me.
You probably still forgot you met me after the second time you met me.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 18:35, closed)
Yeah I'm sorry about that.
You're the cetacean right?
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:23, closed)
With the man face.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:40, closed)
I may have a man face but I'm all woman from the neck down.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:56, closed)
pics or we dont belive you

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:10, closed)
Unfortunately that woman is Jo Brand.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:16, closed)
haha! you've seen me then.

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:17, closed)
jo brand you say ?
sounds like a challenge says i
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:51, closed)
Awwww you remembered.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:53, closed)
I agreed then and I agree now.
Much hugs!
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 7:48, closed)
So what the fuck am I then, in-fucking-visible?

*checks over shoulder to see if anyone's watching*
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:10, closed)
Sorry, my mistake.
Not invisible... just forgettable.

(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:12, closed)
some one say some thing then?

(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:16, closed)
Robust fat man with appalling taste in music

(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:43, closed)
How very dare you
I'm not robust, it's just that my music has very big bones
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:00, closed)

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