wow
I'm impressed with your dedication spimf
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Timing
is everything.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

I WANT TO BE FUCKING
last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, 1 reply)

i used to teach austrian children english
we were playing "Simon says"

i had a blank moment, so started goose stepping, I don't know why

they all copied me, luckily nobody walked in, I changed to to holding a hand up and being sworn in as "president"

they found it hilarious, I hope none of them showed their parents


last
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

last
attempt...
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Stomach
Tho it missed all her major organs thankfully.
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Killer crows, awesome!
LAst
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Oh god how did this get here?
I am not good with computer
( Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)

@the supreme cow
there was a report on our local news recently about evil murderous crows (yes the were a collective apparently) that were attacking new born lambs and pecking their eyes and tongues out like something from the omen

surely thats the last now...
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, Reply)

TGP
Did it go through her chin?

Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, Reply)

Spikes
My sister got stuck on a spiked fence when she was a kid. On the spikey bit. Made the front cover of the local rag.

Last?
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, 4 replies)

Bored
of kids, can we have a new one now?
(Beklet is inexplicably angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I said nothing about redheads
Jamesthegill. I was referring to the wrongness that is the shade of red known as Ginger. The penguin knows his shame!!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, 3 replies)

When I was a wee nipper
a baby monkey bit my finger. Okay, I shouldn't have put my finger through the wires (Monkey World, down south somewhere) but really, there was no need for that.

I also saw two chimps having it off. (Added to please Bert)
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, 2 replies)

last?
my cat used to hiss at the iron when it steamed
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)

I went to school with a kid
who got his head stuck between the back-rest and the seat on a chair.
Also there was the kid who pissed on another kid in class...

Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Hey!
There's nowt wrong with redheads. Some of the female ones are hot.

Not the younger ones though.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Baby Crows...
...have blue eyes.


Not really on topic. And probably not last, either. Oh, well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)

NONE OF YOU ARE LAST.
Get over it.
(Michael J Fox is having a shaky start., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)

Head in a saucepan
I've never seen a kid with their head stuck in a saucepan, but I did once see a cat with his head stuck in a plastic watering can. That was pretty funny. Does that count? (he wasn't hurt but did make a hell of a noise running around with it on).
(richardm, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)

@darras - Oi! Ginger is ace.
That is all.

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Goats and/or monkeys. Delete as appropriate
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:26, Reply)

No, I want to be last.
Just to wind you lot up.
Kids are crap.
Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:26, 1 reply)

Monkeys and goats
.
Happy, Bert?

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(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:25, 1 reply)

GOATS AND MONKEYS
Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, Reply)

You people...
You're all freaks! The lot of you! Crazy ginger haired freaks! I bet you all looked like ginger frogs when you were babies :p Now there's a frightening image..
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, Reply)

my dad
once got his finger stuck inside one of my toys (don't ask) and had to trust mum with the hacksaw to get it off.

Talk about a whiter shade of pale!

Last?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, 2 replies)

Seives
My mum has been known to put a colander on her head, hold out a sink plunger and pretend to be a dalek. She is 55.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 2 replies)

When I was a kid
I tied a pair of my tracksuit bottoms to the back leg of my cat by the waist drawstring.

The cat dissapeared for three days and I never saw the tracksuit bottoms again.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 3 replies)

I don't know
I go to lunch, come back and the whole place has gone into disarray.

I will not be happy unless the last post is something about goats or monkeys.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, Reply)

I was once a child.
(this one was on topic)
Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 1 reply)