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Speedevil asks: What have you killed? Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, the career of a well-known entertainer, or anything else.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18)
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It was the 1997 I had been out on a night out with some friends and had pulled the short straw, I was the designated driver. Leaving a club at 3am we walked to the car when a couple of drunk guys approached weilding bottles. They started going on about stealing someones girlfriend or something and broke the bottle over my mates head. Now I am not a fighter I avoid fights and this incident was my first and last fight. Atthe time I was 11 stone and 6' tall I was a big lanky streak of pish to be honest but I hit the bloke. I punched him on the face and he went down like a sack of tatties. He hit his head and the noise didn't sound good.

He died 2 days later in Hospital.

At the trial even though their was CCTV and plenty of witnesses I was sure I would goto jail. But I didn't I didn't I was not guilty even though I killed him.

Not a week goes by without me thinking about.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, 23 replies)
Erm ...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:38, closed)
erm Click?
Hard to call this a winner - but it works for me. Not sure how many other people are going to be inclined to click though.
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:07, closed)
This is the internet.
You should at least have claimed that you roundhoused him in the face, then decapitated him with your samurai sword.
For good measure, you then threaten the same treatment upon anyone who dares question your story.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, closed)
He deserved it. Well done.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)
I trust you were
driving a Honda.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:11, closed)
What had you done to his mate's girlfriend?

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:59, closed)
You can't have manslaughter without laughter
But seriously, not guilty because they charged you with moider, and you would maybe have been found guilty of manslaughter, had you been charged?

Or were you found not guilty of manslaughter?

And apologies for the subject line, but this is b3ta after all.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:20, closed)
I was wondering about the permutations.
Lucky with the jury? People've been sent down for as much before...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:31, closed)
Fucking hell

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:34, closed)
Not sure about this
Were you not then found guilty of a lesser charge of manslaughter?
Instant jail.
And this happens a lot, the one punch and subsequent head injury death. must have done about ten of them in Edinburgh high court in the last ten years.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:49, closed)
Im not sure.
Also, it wasn't me wot done it.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:00, closed)
So you say.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:06, closed)

no doubt a dreadful experience for all involved.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:46, closed)
Especially those of us who had to read that literary abortion.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:16, closed)
Not THE 1997? Crikey.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:17, closed)
This is a Fail.
But not for the reason you'd like to think.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:26, closed)
it's a fine line

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:59, closed)
Might as well close this QotW now.
Nobody's going to top this.
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:24, closed)
Hang on a minute
This is another one of yout Brookside references, isn't it?
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)
Needs more supermodels.

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:14, closed)

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