"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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They might have given me a gobful.
BUT I'M IN THE PAPERS NOT YOU, YOU FILTHY ANTISEMITES.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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Didn't know you were a policeman...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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It's a little known fact that I actually arrested that bloke who got banged up for Massive Lies On The Internet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:13,
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YOU'RE JEWISH?
*puts on ignore*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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Oy vey!
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:28,
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that copper is touching you in thbe swimsuit area.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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the bloke in the scarf looks like his hands are made of cement
but that's not a joke about Golems, right?
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square go, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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racist
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:53,
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Couldn't you have clubbed them to death with your mutant Hellboy hand? That's some serious anti-Beadle going on there...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:39,
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You are Leon Trotsky
and I claim my five pounds.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 4:09,
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I particularly like the drawn on beard.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:00,
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Totally tippexing/'shopping it out next time I have a shave.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:50,
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You're fit
*fwap fwap*
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grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:34,
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I don't think that's him
I may be wrong but I think the post is to illustrate a point...- he's a nurse, not a student (I think), and older than 25...
Also he's much skinnier if the pics I've seen are to be believed...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:42,
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It's interesting when people who have been insulted on the basis of their choice to follow a certain religion try to claim such insults are some form of racism.
In this clip the paper doesn't appear to have displayed such ignorance.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:39,
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I think that Jews are convinced they are a race.
Is it not the case that different religions were differet races, to begin with, then the colour issue came up and overtook the original meaning?
I may be wrong.
Apparently the copper said "Jew hear that mate? They're all shouting at jew."
(sorry)
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:44,
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Semite includes all the Arabic peoples, or, specifically, the followers of Shem, but you may well be right it started off as racial.
But certainly now, saying "anti-Semite" in response to anti-Jewish abuse is as ridiculous as a white Christian claiming anti-Christian abuse is anti-Caucasianism.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:45,
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As is
"egg and spoon"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:54,
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Well no, they're clearly jokes.
LIKE ON TOP GEAR.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:48,
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It's not anti-Semitism, is what I'm pointing out.
I'm not excusing abuse; just filing it correctly - because - y'know - I'm incredibly marvellous/sad* like that.
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Delete as appropriate
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 8:49,
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Jews are a race, mostly, though
It's to do with the whole "you're only Jewish if your mum was Jewish" rule, unless you convert
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:27,
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Judaism is a religion, isn't it? Can't one convert to Judaism, and/or leave it?
"non-practising" jews, converts, etc?
That sounds like a choice thing to me - not a race.
For all my rather charming and conceited flippancy, it's important to delineate types of bigotry and not to over-use calls of it - something Sasha Baron Cohen highlighted with the Ali G character.
Inappropriate cries of "racism" and "is it because I is ... " lead to a "cry wolf" syndrome where such calls become background noise and increasingly ignored.
It's for this reason that people who make unfounded accusations are punished.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:57,
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It's possible to join, but it's usually because the convert in question is marrying a Jew
Generally you're either born into it or you're not - non-practising Jews are people who are born into it but are essentially atheists
It's a murky area, but I'd say Jews are more of a "race" than Islams or Xians are
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:09,
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My mum is half Jewish (nightmare worrier and hen pecker)
Non practicing but I don't consider it a race, who had the last laugh here?
edit- oh the fact he is in the paper, he doesn't look to comftable with that.
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03,
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As I understood it, you can be 'ethnically Jewish' or 'culturally Jewish'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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How can one be "ethnically" Jewish
What with Judaism being a religion?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:49,
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It's a region as much as a religion, i believe.
In Cheshire, synagogues are full of refreshing orange jews.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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Royston Vasey, Shirley?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Kewl kewl.
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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Dear Christ - those two words.
Brilliance.
"So - if you could just come in, and say the line, if that's OK? Kewl, kewl." - sheer genius.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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Well according to that, the "barrage of abuse" was mostly accusing him of being a tory
And the cry of "tory jew scum" that "a photographer said he also heard" could just have easily been the tail end of "you're a tory, you scum"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:13,
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Worse still, they called him a tory!!!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:24,
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That's
gotta hurt!
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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It'll probably be true in a few years.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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The whole story...
...was based on a lie anyway. The actual chant was "You're a fucking Tory too", not "Tory Jew", and nobody said "scum" at all.
I know, I know, I was as horrified as anyone to discover the Mail on Sunday might fabricate a story to fit it's own agenda. The very thought of a dishonest Sunday newspaper is just too terrifying to contemplate.
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Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:39,
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QVIET YOU!
BACK ON ZE TRAIN! RAUS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:58,
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This is not how I imagine you look
therefore it isn't really you.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:09,
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He's not Jewish!
Good to see the Mail's stopped supporting Hitler though.
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bagpuss606, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:26,
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:,(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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