Dear Amorous Badger,

If you don't like someone on here, then why bother reading their posts?You have an ignore button for a reason, use it.

Your QOTW Fail Archive was quite funny for a while, but does it not become tiresome having to look for the worst in QOTW? Surely you can just read the good, creative writing on here from the many talented writers, and pass over the ones you don't like, just like the rest of us? QOTW is full of lies and stupid stories, but have you never read a fiction book? Many are written in a way that it is meant to be believable, doesn't mean they are true. Have you written a letter to Stephen King, saying "this REALLY happened"? No? I didn't think so.

It becomes an effort for people like me to even read the replies on certain stories, when they are funny and obviously not true, when I know that you are going to be coming up with such a witty original comment that you haven't done a million times before. Your constant pathetic comments on stories that you don't like are sucking the enjoyment out of QOTW.

If you have that much of an issue with the as many of the QOTW answers as i have gathered, why not stay on /talk? Save yourself the effort of reading all the positively ghastly lies that people are purposely writing with the ultimate goal of getting in the Archive?

Some of the replies on here may be worthy of mockery, but does it mean it is your duty to find each and every one, and let them know that you've seen straight through them?

You have attacked some genuinely creative and interesting pieces of writing whilst not actually contributing anything yourself. Is your Archive your way of collecting reasons why you shouldn't bother writing? As a reminder that you might end up receiving some criticism yourself?

It has become weary.

Please cease and desist,

Yours,

dezorama
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:10, 32 replies)

Why yes, that's right. The internet IS serious business.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:25, closed)

xkcd.com/386/
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:37, closed)

UPSET
ONLINE
( Theoban What of it, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:28, closed)

Dude.
If your horse was any higher it'd be eye-to-eye with most TV transmitters.

Also: if you don't like the archive, why don't you take your own advice and not pay it any attention? Or is taking advice somehow beneath you?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:29, closed)

Oh man.
I hate it when people call out other people's carefully thought out takes lies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:32, closed)

Also, I really hate the fact that you never post or 'like' any stories on QOTW.
Which you can check if you look on your profile. Nope, no contribution at all. God Badger! Ugh.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:43, closed)

Dear dezorama
Instead of Amorous Badger blocking all the failures on here, why not you block him?

It'd be less effort, and less OH MY GOD DEZORAMA YOU TEDIOUS CUNT.

Love,
Peter Davison
From Doctor Who
(__, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:36, closed)

I'll be honest witht you Friz, I'm close to conceding defeat on this week's QOTW, there's just TOO MUCH Fail.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:37, closed)

That's only like, the 2nd time now?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:47, closed)

There's good, creative writing on here from talented writers?
Is there fuck. There are dickheads calling each other cunts. You cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:40, closed)

Fuck off you cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:42, closed)

OH I AM SO IGNORING YOU AND YOUR UNFUNNY ARCHIVE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ME ON IGNORE RATHER THAN CALLING ME A CUNT. YOU CUNT.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:43, closed)

YEAH WELL I GNORED YOU FIRST.
TWICE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:45, closed)

I ignored your dad and he liked it.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:48, closed)

Gnored.
Best New Transitive Verb 2010.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:53, closed)

What a delightful typo.
I'm leaving that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:55, closed)

Dick off you cunthead.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:44, closed)

A dick off does sound like it should be fun.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:50, closed)

*zzzzzip* *fwump*
Well? Let's get it over with, I don't have all day!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)

One day I am going to read this post
and when I do I can assure you I will make every effort to find it amusing and pertinent and of great import and not an entirely witless whimper about a matter of no fucking importance in one meek and whiny little corner of the nonentitinet. Promise. Double true special gang blood brother promise.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 18:50, closed)

i like breasts
 
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:07, closed)

lololololololololololololololol
lol
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:03, closed)

While I agree with your sentiments,
I also think we are being trolled.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:58, closed)

Isn't the idea of trolling to make other people look upset and stupid?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:23, closed)

Amorous.
Any chance of changing the list so you can see who posted the post without cicking on the link.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 7:00, closed)

Maybe.
When I'm REALLY bored.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:18, closed)

I never get bored of this
it's like an eternal cycle of spastic shitcunt fuckery.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:29, closed)

can I subscribe to your newsletter of woe?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:33, closed)