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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I AM SPARTACUS !!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:10, 27 replies)
NO! I'M SPARTACUS!

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:11, closed)
NO! I'M SPARTACUS!
NO! I'M SPARTACUS!
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:13, closed)
I'M SLARTIBARTFAST!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:56, closed)
I AM SPARTACUS !!!!!!!
AND SO IS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:45, closed)
Ha Ha Ha
You've had Spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:40, closed)
i thought your
wife was sportacus you know with the tight trousers and make up and perfect hair oh and the mustache ;]
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:32, closed)
I'm Stephanie's bitch

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:59, closed)
USE THE FORCE LUKE!!!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:44, closed)

A +O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:28, closed)
I om Spartacus?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:57, closed)
I m Spartacuso?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:12, closed)
I am not the Roman slave you're looking for

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:45, closed)
These Britons
aren't the druids you're looking for.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:03, closed)
VAGABOND HAS A DOG NAMED SPARTACUS!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:45, closed)
^She speaks the truth^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)
I'M ASPARTAME!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:51, closed)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:54, closed)
these are not the spartacus you are looking for


spartacus or spartucai ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
I'm Micheal Douglas!

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:07, closed)
I'm
Michael Douglas
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:33, closed)
I'M SPORTACUS!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)
paedo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:18, closed)
I'm Michael Douglas's son.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:56, closed)
I like asparagus.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:50, closed)
I'm Brian.

(I helped save b3ta! speedyballbangpots, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:16, closed)
no your not
your a very bad boy for telling lies
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:14, closed)

ahem
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:27, closed)

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