Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I've been with my current employer for about 8 months now
...and I honestly have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Not a dot.
Every now and then, the boss calls me over to ask me to do something and I just smile and nod as if I have some idea what she's talking about, but in reality she may as well be speaking Klingon. Fuck, I'd probably have a better chance of understanding that based on the fact that I've seen 3 or 4 episodes of Star Trek.
I can't help but shake the feeling that I'm depriving someone more worthwhile out of what is, ultimately, a decent job.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, 26 replies)
...and I honestly have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Not a dot.
Every now and then, the boss calls me over to ask me to do something and I just smile and nod as if I have some idea what she's talking about, but in reality she may as well be speaking Klingon. Fuck, I'd probably have a better chance of understanding that based on the fact that I've seen 3 or 4 episodes of Star Trek.
I can't help but shake the feeling that I'm depriving someone more worthwhile out of what is, ultimately, a decent job.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, 26 replies)
I shouldn't be too gloomy about it
I'm exactly the same and I have been at it for nearly 25 years.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, closed)
I'm exactly the same and I have been at it for nearly 25 years.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, closed)
Rory Lyon
Sounds all echoey these days
It must be from having his head jammed firmly up his own arse
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, closed)
Sounds all echoey these days
It must be from having his head jammed firmly up his own arse
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, closed)
software developer
the software bit I can do fine, but I have no idea what our software actually DOES
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, closed)
the software bit I can do fine, but I have no idea what our software actually DOES
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, closed)
oooohhhh kaaaayyyy... so how do you tell if it's working, then?
Ah, I've sussed it - you work for Microsoft. So, if the software doesn't work, you just attempt to re-defined the meaning of "working".
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Ah, I've sussed it - you work for Microsoft. So, if the software doesn't work, you just attempt to re-defined the meaning of "working".
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Maybe it doesn't do anything
Maybe it's code that decomplies itself, then deletes random lines from itself.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Maybe it's code that decomplies itself, then deletes random lines from itself.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
No, not HP
It's a little company that nobody here will have heard of. They do some remarkably niche stuff. By "little" I mean that in total it employs about 16 people, 3 of which are developers (that includes me). I haven't been lost in the marvel that is corporate idiocy or anything like that, I think I'm just incredibly good at making it sound like I know what I'm doing when really all I do is tinker with random bits of code until something changes. Then tinker some more until it changes the right way.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, closed)
It's a little company that nobody here will have heard of. They do some remarkably niche stuff. By "little" I mean that in total it employs about 16 people, 3 of which are developers (that includes me). I haven't been lost in the marvel that is corporate idiocy or anything like that, I think I'm just incredibly good at making it sound like I know what I'm doing when really all I do is tinker with random bits of code until something changes. Then tinker some more until it changes the right way.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, closed)
Wasn't this an episode of Black Books?
Is there a creepy guy whole fiddles in his pocket the whole time?
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:55, closed)
Is there a creepy guy whole fiddles in his pocket the whole time?
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:55, closed)
I've been doing it for over 5 years now
It's good work if you can get it
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:35, closed)
It's good work if you can get it
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:35, closed)
you can't be that bad.
Otherwise they'd have chucked you out. Programming is quite easy to assess. Or you work in an amazingly slack workplace.
Can you get me in?
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:45, closed)
Otherwise they'd have chucked you out. Programming is quite easy to assess. Or you work in an amazingly slack workplace.
Can you get me in?
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:45, closed)
i swear
I.T and human resources are the only remaining sectors where it's possibly to earn a decent wage while doing ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, and knowing less than that about it.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:55, closed)
I.T and human resources are the only remaining sectors where it's possibly to earn a decent wage while doing ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, and knowing less than that about it.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:55, closed)
Sounds a bit technical to me
You want to be a software tester, you really have to know fuck all, apart from the ability to say "It don't work".
Easiest money in IT....
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:25, closed)
You want to be a software tester, you really have to know fuck all, apart from the ability to say "It don't work".
Easiest money in IT....
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:25, closed)
This is obviously bollocks
Everyone has seen more than 3 or 4 episodes of Star Trek.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:56, closed)
Everyone has seen more than 3 or 4 episodes of Star Trek.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:56, closed)
Not everyone.
Not even if you combine all the different variants.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:49, closed)
Not even if you combine all the different variants.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:49, closed)
Ok, you got me - I've seen a lot of Star Trek
Some might even class me as a "trekkie" since I like the shows AND the films. Still, I can't speak a word of Klingon beyond "The enterprise is under attack, wake up and DO something!" and that was due to an alarm clock I had as a kid.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, closed)
Some might even class me as a "trekkie" since I like the shows AND the films. Still, I can't speak a word of Klingon beyond "The enterprise is under attack, wake up and DO something!" and that was due to an alarm clock I had as a kid.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, closed)
I am in exactly the same boat...
Only it's been just seven months now for me .
As I type this, I'm a bit squiffy after a 'liquid lunch', and I have yet to recieve my 'confirmation of employment' letter.
Fuck this lark, I'm going home.
IT FTW!
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)
Only it's been just seven months now for me .
As I type this, I'm a bit squiffy after a 'liquid lunch', and I have yet to recieve my 'confirmation of employment' letter.
Fuck this lark, I'm going home.
IT FTW!
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)
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