I think you'll find...
...that it's Driving an Honda Accord. As in driving an Honda Accord to an hotel for an holiday with an hooker.

So there you go. My littlest victory is channeling the spirit of Angela Ripon and the BBC to correct an commoner on the Internet. Can one have an huzzah??!
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:34, 24 replies)

huzzah

( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:37, closed)

An high five!!

(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:46, closed)

"H" isn't a vowel.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:47, closed)

That's the fun thing about 'H'
- it's not a vowel, but it thinks it is!

You're not an anti-vowelist are you?? (or under 40 years of age?)
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:55, closed)

As an side point, how many H's are there in HRH? Huh? So obviously The Queen quite likes H's. She's picky about these things, so I hear.

This is perhaps why THE BBC (one H) chose to promote H to the status of 'Our Most Glorious Vowel, Pre-Emininent Above All Other Letters Including Those That Are In Fact Vowels'?

This is the sort of thing our license fee was spent on in the 70's. In hindsight, the 70's wasn't the best decade.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:07, closed)

English is a stupid language.
We should have stuck with French.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 23:13, closed)

an vowel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:28, closed)

an writing style guide

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 22:27, closed)

anan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnIxT58qV6E&t=176
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 22:58, closed)

not clicking that prolly something beyond tedious

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:21, closed)

In her day, La Rippon was a bit of a babe

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 22:11, closed)

A Honda
The H is pronounced, therefore it is a Honda. Unless you speak some regional dialect that doesn't pronounce H, which would make it an 'onda.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 0:34, closed)

I was wonder how the slitty eyed yellow peril say Honda.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:21, closed)

WELL!
I can't believe how discriminatory you are about people with liver disease and conjunctivitis.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:46, closed)

I think this is a deliberate misunderstanding of etymology in order to 'troll' us hapless qotwers, you wag Wilton!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:14, closed)

etymology?

( Zuowan, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:47, closed)

it's the study of phoning home

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:25, closed)

This "an historic" bollocks unfailingly makes me want to lamp someone.

( .Yeti., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:39, closed)

This is an wonderful piece of internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:35, closed)

if you are confused about whether to use "a" or "an", simplify your grammar by placing between the indefinite article and the noun the word "fucking"
"let's stay in a fucking hotel"
"I drive a fucking Honda Accord"
"you're a fucking hapless cunt, so you are"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:32, closed)

Not forgetting
that if your confusion is allied with genuine dissatisfaction, replace 'fucking' with 'cunting'.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 0:43, closed)