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Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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how do you know if someone is a vegan?
don't worry. they'll fucking tell you.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:11, 22 replies)
Fruitarianism for the ultimate picky-eater win.

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:24, closed)
i think they'd barbecue well
all that fruit, bound to be sweet and tasty
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:37, closed)
you mean
How do you tell if someone has an iPad? They'll fucking tell you.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35, closed)
oh dear
someone upset Santa did they?

(sent from my device you desire)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:38, closed)
no, just that the joke I know is about iPhones and iPads.
Personal experience bears this out.

I'm not vegan.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:41, closed)
to be fair you have to take that off the replies
its preloaded
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43, closed)
I don't mean that.
I mean the prickish iVangelism of some Apple users.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)
ive always used apple products because i work in creative, so i'm kinda biased i.e. (I FUCKING HATE PC's) but i do get your point. it's particularly prevalent among those who only know apple's 'domestic' kit
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25, closed)

Sent from my Mac Pro
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:57, closed)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:20, closed)
I work professionally in creative.
We're on PCs, and have been since I've been here (about 8 years).

There's very little difference these days.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:12, closed)
how depressing for you

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:21, closed)
Not really.
I don't hold brand loyalty, I just want a tool that gets the job done.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, closed)
I think the original is "How do you tell if a man's from Yorkshire?"

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43, closed)
You can always tell a yorkshireman...
...but you can't tell him much.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:48, closed)
The way I heard it was whether they went to Oxford

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)
Also related,
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:18, closed)
Thats because vegans get 95% of their daily protein by teling other people they are vegan

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:46, closed)
How do you know if someone owns a Porsche (no matter how old or cheap)?
They will manage to insinuate it into the conversation under the innocent guise of normal chat- 'Yeah, we had that awful weather at the weekend too. Luckily I've got traction control in THE PORSCHE.' or 'Nightmare parking at Sainsburys, I swear they don't make parking spaces big enough for THE PORSCHE'.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)
pfft saddos
as a BMW M3 driver I know i have more power and better handling and rarely mention it

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:26, closed)
Tesla owners are even worse
They have two standard conversational gambits: (1) My electric car is incredibly fast and (b) stopping for an hour every hundred and fifty miles is fine - who wants to go fast?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:34, closed)
Also, people who only have a phone to make calls and text
i.e. "why do you need your phone to do all those things?"

For many reasons, for example
-taking a photo of something I wouldn't normally be able to take a photo of
-It's basically impossible to get lost with a smartphone
-I can find out almost anything in a few seconds when I'm miles from home, bank balance etc
-I'm never bored on public transport
-I don't need to buy a seperate MP3 player
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:27, closed)

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