how do you know if someone is a vegan?
don't worry. they'll fucking tell you.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:11, 22 replies)

Fruitarianism for the ultimate picky-eater win.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:24, closed)

i think they'd barbecue well
all that fruit, bound to be sweet and tasty
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:37, closed)

you mean
How do you tell if someone has an iPad? They'll fucking tell you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35, closed)

oh dear
someone upset Santa did they?

(sent from my device you desire)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:38, closed)

no, just that the joke I know is about iPhones and iPads.
Personal experience bears this out.

I'm not vegan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:41, closed)

to be fair you have to take that off the replies
its preloaded
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43, closed)

I don't mean that.
I mean the prickish iVangelism of some Apple users.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)

well
ive always used apple products because i work in creative, so i'm kinda biased i.e. (I FUCKING HATE PC's) but i do get your point. it's particularly prevalent among those who only know apple's 'domestic' kit
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25, closed)

Sent from my Mac Pro
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:57, closed)

indeed

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:20, closed)

I work professionally in creative.
We're on PCs, and have been since I've been here (about 8 years).

There's very little difference these days.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:12, closed)

how depressing for you

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:21, closed)

Not really.
I don't hold brand loyalty, I just want a tool that gets the job done.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:25, closed)

I think the original is "How do you tell if a man's from Yorkshire?"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43, closed)

You can always tell a yorkshireman...
...but you can't tell him much.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:48, closed)

The way I heard it was whether they went to Oxford

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)

Also related,
www.b3ta.com/questions/sayingtheunsayable/post1829203
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:18, closed)

Thats because vegans get 95% of their daily protein by teling other people they are vegan

( Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:46, closed)

How do you know if someone owns a Porsche (no matter how old or cheap)?
They will manage to insinuate it into the conversation under the innocent guise of normal chat- 'Yeah, we had that awful weather at the weekend too. Luckily I've got traction control in THE PORSCHE.' or 'Nightmare parking at Sainsburys, I swear they don't make parking spaces big enough for THE PORSCHE'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)

pfft saddos
as a BMW M3 driver I know i have more power and better handling and rarely mention it

much
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:26, closed)

Tesla owners are even worse
They have two standard conversational gambits: (1) My electric car is incredibly fast and (b) stopping for an hour every hundred and fifty miles is fine - who wants to go fast?
(ubergeekian, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:34, closed)

Also, people who only have a phone to make calls and text
i.e. "why do you need your phone to do all those things?"

For many reasons, for example
-taking a photo of something I wouldn't normally be able to take a photo of
-It's basically impossible to get lost with a smartphone
-I can find out almost anything in a few seconds when I'm miles from home, bank balance etc
-I'm never bored on public transport
-I don't need to buy a seperate MP3 player
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:27, closed)