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Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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has anyone else noticed...
how desperately hard young asian men try to be black?

or at least a stereotypical ideal of 'black cool'

wearing bling, cruising around in tarted up lowered beemers playing drum and bass
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35, 30 replies)
^ never actually been to a DnB clubnight ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:39, closed)
tru dat
my niggaz would fuck those pakis up
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:40, closed)
oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:42, closed)
super edgy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:39, closed)
Look at you being all outrageous on the internet.
Out-rage-eous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:59, closed)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)
oh sorry old chap
i forgot we had banned satire here these days
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:21, closed)
The key to satire is having some understanding of the object of the satire.
You clearly don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:55, closed)
Typical jew

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)
Do they still play this at DnB clubs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)
Hopefully.
Haven't heard it in a while though :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:15, closed)
Depends where you are.
There are plenty of places where you'll see white kids wearing bling and cruising around in tarted up BMWs.

To be honest, if these kids all do the same things, regardless of how obnoxious it seems to us old farts, it seems like progress to me.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43, closed)
I once heard two black girls on the bus referring to such people as 'bollywogs' which I thought was priceless.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:24, closed)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:33, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:42, closed)
Hahahaha

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, closed)
yoof in 'following yoof trends' shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:31, closed)
it's almost as if Spimf is in his 40s and has no idea.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:46, closed)
Yeah. Daft old cunt.
Waitaminute! I'm in my forties and I'm not such a clueless bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:57, closed)
Half correct.

(anvil, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:58, closed)
Umm....

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:47, closed)
Is Shambo a forty-something clueless bellend?



STATS
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:12, closed)
Great!
Now do "I like to move it!" in the funny lemur voice.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17, closed)
That's what the Ali G character reminded me of
All those people who try to be "black" when they aren't. After watching that character, any hope of taking those types of people seriously just flew out the window.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:08, closed)
You mean he wasn't a real person?

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:06, closed)
Christ.
Whenever I think we've plumbed the depths of stupid on here somebody rolls along to lower the bar. And mix the metaphors.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:18, closed)

As with all things in Japan, it's a tend among the young folks. The native culture is so homogenous that they'll cling to another to be different.
(Avnas dosh!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:27, closed)
Japan?
You fucking Hebrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:32, closed)
You'd never catch white kids doing the same.

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:27, closed)
And you definitely wouldn't see any white kids at a D'n'B night.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:45, closed)

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