
Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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To a swedish potato farmer called Uri, who has syphillis and smells like old mayonnaise
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 10:41, Reply)
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