Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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I lose all my paper money every time I go out on the lashBut a mate once told me why - Pockey Monkeys. They crawl in when you’re not watching and hide at the bottom. They like shiny things and horde all your coins. Whenever you reach in to pay for anything they cling to the change and push the notes into your hand.
Hence the expression “monkeyed” – when, on waking and putting on the trousers one wore the night before only to find there’s Russia’s annual metal exports in your pocket, one is said to have been “monkeyed”
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 12:26, Reply)
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