Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I knew this guy in Abu Dhabi...He was employed in underwater pipeline maintenance.
In order to get to the pipes, he had to complete a SCUBA course with his company.
On the last day, he was told of the initiation - the one act that would cement his place in the dive school as "one of the men" as opposed to one of the boys.
He had to have sex.
Underwater.
With a manta ray.
He said their sex organs where quite similar to a human female's...
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I heard it was the "skate" that had unusually human female genitals.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:41,
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Well known substitute for fishermen at sea for 3 weeks.
And of course she'll let you eat her.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:29,
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You heard rightas such, a 'skate' is an old Portsmouth slag term for a ropey bird.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:39,
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In Pompey 'Skate' is a derogatory term for anyone serving in Her Majesty's Britannic Royal Navy.
Actually, belay my last, it's 'Fucking Skate'.
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Sounds a bit fishy, to me.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:51,
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similar to a human female?Insofar as they were elusive!
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w00!(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:58, closed)
Isn't that what got Steve Irwin killed?(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:03, closed)
Other way aroundI believe that Mr Irwin was fucked by a sting ray.
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