Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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So did I.But all I really did was warm the desk and pretend I wasn't hungover.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59,
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This is exactly what I did(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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I'm glad I don't have a shit job where I need to turn up and pretend to work.That must be fucking depressing.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:37,
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Are you that tedious that your colleagues welcome your absence?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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What job do you have?(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:40, closed)
One where I'm paid for results rather than making myself visible in an office chair.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:48,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:52,
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I'm only paid when people respond.Ker-ching!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:08,
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Lend us a tenner?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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It is(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:42, closed)
*meaningful and productive job fives*(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:20,
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