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Rob asks: Has anything happened recently that's made you laugh? Share your stories with us - we need the joy.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07)
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Seeing the Faceter/Twitbook shit-storm that's happened since both of those "social networking sites" lambasted a young nurse for answering a call
, pressing a couple of buttons and then killing herself & are now witch-hunting the radio DJ's and station responsible.
I now see that b3ta is the meekest and most mild of the wide-eyed kittehs featured on icanhazcheeseburgr (or imgur ftm).
Guys the worst "Maddie"/"Your mum"/"x fingers kids/dogs (EDIT: More to come & I'll take suggestions)/emv shoves Optimus Prime dolls up some slappers meat-curtains/AB's wife is fat/Rory is a mongy shut-in/TRL needs to turn his phone off/I have an OKCupid account/Albert Marshmallow is supposedly a creepy email hacker" joke you can come up pales in comparison to some of the vitriol aimed 1st at the nurse and then at the radio dj's.
We really have entered our obsolescence as a site. Once (probably before my time) b3ta was at the razors edge. Now the worst b3ta can come up with is hassling one of it's founders about "fingering kids".
Time to setup a channel on #efnet (irc for the dummies) and sit back to smoke our pipes.
What makes me laugh? The lengths that Rory, Monty, BD, janet, AB and the rest of the troupe go to to keep trying to act like the antithesis of caring, compassionate human beings in order to drive the "non-twitter/facebook whores" away from this; which seems to be one of the more benign sites around now.
That actually makes me chuckle sometimes.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:41, 56 replies)
Whatever mate, I'm going to think up a bunch of double-barrelled swears that'll really make you rethink your position!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:46, closed)
"Fewkin" & "Cont"?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:48, closed)
I was thinking more along the lines of "you're a right palmer-tomkinson"

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:59, closed)
I'm afraid my IT-girl days are long behind me.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:13, closed)
how about cockbobbing pirate nonce?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:00, closed)
Now we're cooking!
EDIT: I was just downloading them for my personal enjoyment and am going to delete them as soon as I have watched them....
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:21, closed)
I'll be honest here ringo, it's swiftly becoming more work than I can really be bothered with.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:32, closed)
You & me both
If you leave give us a gaz at - https://twitter.com/ringofyre
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:40, closed)
Given the King Edward VII's hospital's current media management defense
of avoiding any culpability, and the media's acceptance of this; it is the hospital's smarmy irresponsibility and lack of culpability which requires lambasting.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:51, closed)
Well what do you imagine the hospital that's going to
drag the next royal foal out are going to do to cover their own arses.
I think were going to see a plethora of people for many reasons "their own quietus make" over the next few years due to fucking up spectacularly and then getting the global twit/fb shit kicked out of them.

As a species we have a lot to answer for. Pity there's no "parent race" arond to tell us off.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:19, closed)
I've tried to understand this, but it doesn't seem to make any sense.
When was b3ta the "razor's edge" of anything?

Also, this, again: www.b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1803756
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:04, closed)
Basically, I killed Diana.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:44, closed)
Lizard people!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:13, closed)
I like how you couldn't be arsed reading op about 1.5 hrs. earlier and
now you've extrapolated from Hedgehog's post that you killed Lady Di (4evairhartz).
Top research methods there AB. Just like your mad drawing skillz below!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:07, closed)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:42, closed)
He'll have to sober up, eventually.
Probably best if we hold any questions until then.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 7:57, closed)
Not today sonny-jim!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:03, closed)
I have to admire your commitment,
whilst pitying your liver.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, closed)
I can't be arsed wading through that load of semi-literate blubbing.
Can someone summarise what he's banging on about?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:14, closed)
Good call - It makes even less sense when you've read it

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:36, closed)
Something to do with a nurse, then cats, then the internet, I think.
Dunno. Might be a record played backwards or something.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:30, closed)
It's approaching Syncubus-level incoherence.
I reckon within six months he'll be wrapping his cock and ballbag in a pink sock and posting photos of it on the internet.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:28, closed)
And fucking squirrels.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:47, closed)
And being racist.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:43, closed)
See if search was working
I could use it to look up this person and then this funny jape may have some context for me.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:12, closed)
A typical sample:
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:33, closed)
That was quite funny. Thank you.
But I'm failing to see how me posting about how the trolls here are lightweights compared to twitter and fb has anything to do with a bi-sexual, drum listening, redneck, negro-loving, arab-hating, patriotic Fighter-pilot wannabe.
Jus' sayin' is all.

Also it'd be great if search was fixed rather than you doing my reference work for me.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:59, closed)
disregarding motivation
After I joined here to reply on this board I soon noticed various people acting like poisonous little trolls. So I started using the ignore function. By now I have all the individuals you name in your thread perma blocked and the quality of this site has risen amazingly.

I dont think this place has lost its edge so much as had the edge heavily polluted by scum. I seriously dont think this place needs any more of their poison....
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:26, closed)

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:32, closed)
Did you draw that yourself AB?
It's good - you should put it on deviantart.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:43, closed)
I'll stand for a lot of things, but you can fuck off accusing me of being a fucking furry.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:42, closed)
Yiff it up motherfucker!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 3:56, closed)
i don't know what any of this means,
but i know i don't like it. full marks for pompous windbaggery though. go on, award yourself another smug smile.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:03, closed)
Janet my dear,
the whole world is full of things that you don't know the meaning of.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:44, closed)

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:09, closed)
That may be part of the problem.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:14, closed)
And that, children
is why posting when drunk is rarely a good idea, however penetrating, incisive and witty you may think yourself at the time.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:52, closed)

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:56, closed)
I Wonder....
....who will be the supercilious one that has to have the last word?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:38, closed)
I might be.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:16, closed)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:27, closed)
I don't think it was you.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:00, closed)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, closed)

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)
I don't get it..?

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:58, closed)

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