Dessie dwangs his dong at the delightful Doctor
My little Brother was, and is, a pugilist of some renown, but not enough renown to reach the ears of the bullying 17 year old tosser that thought picking on a 14 year old would be fun.

One episode of unconsiousness and a few missing teeth later he realised the error of his ways.

Dessie had a problem though, 7 knuckles where there should be four.

Off to Morriston Hospital we trundled, Dessie, my Catholic ex-Nurse Mam, and myself 'cos TV was crappy. They did the x-ray, and decided that "a quick pull" would sort it. How prophetic.

The Anaethatist, was a vision, blonde, small, with that open approachable pretty face that said, "I am a nice girl, and a really good shag". As she lent over Dessie you could see his eyes flit from one perfect breast to the other, as they just ever so gently carressed his forehead. He was given a dose of the "gas and air" which rendered him just unconious enough not to hit the ceiling as they pulled his knuckles back where they needed to be.

As he came around, he dreamily opened his eyes and looked at Dr Awesome, and with the words "you are really nice, I like you" and pulled his beef baton from under his gown and dreamily masterbated.

My Mam was mortified, innefectually swatting at his hand as mhe massaged his ripidly growing pork python. I was so happy I couldnt talk. Dr Awesome looked at Mam, and said "This happens all the time"

No shit, I felt like joining him.

Pearoast, but its a good story
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 3:29, 8 replies)

Awesome
A perfect officelol for a Thursday!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:23, closed)

I'm sore.

(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:37, closed)

Wonderful!! *click*
( Vambo, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:25, closed)

Dear Jesus Christ!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I lidderally held my hand to my mouth as I read that.

"I was so happy I couldn't talk" makes it.

Brilliant stuff!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:32, closed)

Hilarious!
It gets my vote.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:15, closed)

Now that had me laughing in a quiet office... have a *click!*

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:22, closed)

Hahahahaha!
Anaesthetic does that to people. My mum tells me that when she was giving birth to me she was telling the anaesthetist that she really loved him.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:27, closed)

there should be an I LOVE THIS button
for this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:00, closed)