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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I'm just pleased that people still use the word 'squiffy'.
Since I turned 15 I've opted for 'cunted'. But that's just me.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:13, 3 replies)
Hampered.
Say it out loud,'I'm fucking hampered.' It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:13, closed)
Or bolloxed, munted, spangoed, noodled, trashed on a train to fuckton.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:35, closed)
hampered
i like
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:15, closed)
'bingoed'
or 'bingo citied' is a recently coined one in my local.

I tend to opt for 'buckled' myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:15, closed)
"Shankered"
is my personal favourite.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:16, closed)
I used to know someone
whose claim it was that adding "-ed" to the end of just about any word would make it appropriate to describe drunkenness; viz trollied, bladdered, mashed - and so on into floored, tabled, cornflaked, and so on.

I quite like "corrugated".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:55, closed)
This is 100% true Mr Enzyme.

(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:59, closed)
Isn't that a Michael McIntyre skit?

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:26, closed)

a k+h
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:32, closed)

over served deflects the blame
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:20, closed)
oh I'm using this.
sounds better than 'accidentally got drunk'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:21, closed)
Best one of all...

it makes me sound like a cad.

"I'm sorry darling, that you caught me balls deep in those Lithuanian ladyboys, but you see, I was quite disgracefully overserved at the time".

then we'd all laugh and everything would be forgiven
(King Nightmare, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, closed)
I've always been rather fond...

of 'piss-tarded'
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:51, closed)

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