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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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I was shamefully misheard ON THE INTERNET. I do not think nipples is a good name for a hamster. I think "ugh stick it in the bin" is a good name for a hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:19, 14 replies)
I sucked my daughters hamster up with the hoover. It got stuck in the tube and died.
But who gives a fuck - what are they, like £5 a pop?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:29, closed)

up off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:33, closed)
What's "Nipples" a good name for then??

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 7:56, closed)
Alex salmond

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:56, closed)
I've got a rat called Negative Reality Inversion.
I used to have a rat called Multiple Independantly-targetable Re-entry Vehicle.
Half the fun of keeping rodents that is, coming up with stupid names for them.
I've already got Sudden And Gratuitous Total Existance Failure pencilled in as a name for my next one.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:20, closed)
have you considered going outside and making some friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:29, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2358308
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:03, closed)
I spend almost all my free time outdoors ... is this one of those incredibly badly aimed snipe attempts again?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:35, closed)
you do seem to spend an awful lot of time on here though Shambo
having a go at people. You and AB are like the Waldorf and Statler of QOTW
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:09, closed)
waldorf?
definitely more like premier inn and travelodge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:27, closed)
you realise the internet isn't actually a place, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:47, closed)
I realise that this site is a place on the internet

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:01, closed)
Ah, hypocrisy!
Tasty, tasty hypocrisy.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:45, closed)
I remember being 12, too.

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