
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I was shamefully misheard ON THE INTERNET. I do not think nipples is a good name for a hamster. I think "ugh stick it in the bin" is a good name for a hamster.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:19, 14 replies)

But who gives a fuck - what are they, like £5 a pop?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 22:29, closed)

I used to have a rat called Multiple Independantly-targetable Re-entry Vehicle.
Half the fun of keeping rodents that is, coming up with stupid names for them.
I've already got Sudden And Gratuitous Total Existance Failure pencilled in as a name for my next one.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:20, closed)

( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:35, closed)

having a go at people. You and AB are like the Waldorf and Statler of QOTW
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:09, closed)
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