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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Marriage saved by cloth eared child
Back when my eldest child was still young, I took it for a walk around the park. Whilst there, I made note of the fine posterior of a lady jogger who passed me. I did so quietly, so she'd not know I was a filthy perv.

Unfortunately my child heard me but fortunately, he had a limited vocabulary.

Later on, the missus asked me whether something odd had been happening in our local park. It seems that the little one told her that daddy had seen a "Nice Horse" when they were out.

Marital bullets dodged: +1
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:36, 17 replies)
there's nothing tragic about this story

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:38, closed)
Good point... what about my pathetic gratitude about not getting caught?

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)
You sound like a lovely bloke
What kind of sociopath refers to their eldest child as "it"?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)

What kind spends his days calling out strangers on internet forums?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:16, closed)
Your kind?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:22, closed)

You make a good point
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:29, closed)
So B3ta
Many laughter
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:36, closed)
do you trawl around internet forums in the hope of picking up a small grammatical error or a bad description in the hope that you can try and use big words to annoy people?
have you any idea even what the word "sociopath" actually means?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:15, closed)
Where the fuck do you think you are?
You massive bender
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:29, closed)
Massive what the fuck question springs to mind.
Where do I think I am? Eh? What in the name of shitting fuckery are you dribbling on about?
Oh and in reference to "you massive bender" I am pretty lithe, so I guess I can stretch, bend and contort myself into various positions.

Unlike you, whom I can only guess is a fat sweaty retard dribbling all over his keyboard as you tuck into another *bowl of cheese covered chips - the only bending you probably do is bending your arm down to the food that you trough into your mouth.

*bowl = the size of an average washing up bowl.

You are a cunt, AICMFP.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:03, closed)
You'll do yourself an injury sweetheart
with that level of internet upset
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:49, closed)
Try 'to' use.
Just a small grammatical error you understand.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:12, closed)
One that doesn't want you to know which gender it is

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:37, closed)

I did wonder about that being the cause, then I saw the 'he' in the next sentence of the original post to refer to the same child.

Possibly good intention ruined by inconsistency
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:32, closed)
i like this

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:02, closed)
It wasnt you dont get your hopes up

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:55, closed)
See that's clickable that is.

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:14, closed)

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