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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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My kids think it's hilarious to slip me some tongue, whenever I kiss them goodnight.
Someone ought to alert the proper authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:46, 3 replies)
you looking for a babysitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:50, closed)
if anybody posts anything creepier than this I will give them three pounds

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:52, closed)
you looking for a babysitting companion?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)
You looking to be babysat?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:27, closed)
Yes, please.
You owe me three quid.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, closed)
you can take it off my £4 babysitting fee

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:09, closed)
AM would've charged three pound fifty.
If he wasn't on holiday that is.
(immadme, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:02, closed)
This simple solution to this quandary
is to not french kiss your children
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:57, closed)
How am I supposed to express my affection?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:01, closed)
bonobo education strategies

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, closed)
I believe anal fingering is the way to go around here.

(McChinaman banned, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, closed)
Sexiest thread of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, closed)
The b3ta mods?

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Much like dragons, goblins, and virgins,
b3ta mods are a myth.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:28, closed)
manolith is definitely a mithter
Ahahahahahahowdrole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:33, closed)
At least two of those things post regularly on QOTW.

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