Porn.
The beautiful discovery of a black bin bag filled with damp jizz discoloured jazz mags in the bushes near the subway you knocked around under as kids.

When my son is old enough I am going to have to go and stage a scenario where by he can discover pornography the same way I did, rather than typing xhamster into Google.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:53, 27 replies)

I found my first scraps of porno blowing around Gwithian Sand Dunes when I was a kid
I took them home and hid them in a jam jar in the corner of the field next to my house. I hadn't even discovered masturbation at this point but just new I had discovered something magical.
( Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:58, closed)

Do you think that they are still there?
It is like some filthy fucking time capsule just festering away waiting to be rediscovered by another pimply faced youth.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:00, closed)

I expect the lid rusted long ago
but I drive past and wonder sometimes
( Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:09, closed)

you have to go and check and report back.
go...NOW.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:45, closed)

pbfcomics.com/220/
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:21, closed)

Was the jam jar under a volcanic rock that had no earthly business being in that field?
(immadme, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 11:22, closed)

Bring back porn playing cards
Pokemon/Match Attacks cards - Get Pornemon or Snatch Attacks cards - got to to collect them all (from underneath flyovers mainly)
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:11, closed)

I was first introduced to these in France
on a school trip, by a creepy shopkeeper, when I was 13.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:53, closed)

just a thought - where do people dispose of their grumble these days?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:16, closed)

The Recycle bin

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:43, closed)

I took my copies of Parade magazine to the local recycling centre.
As I had done with the frankly enormous Daily Sport collection that had accumulated at the bottom of my wardrobe.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:10, closed)

xhamster?
what the fuck is that, a porno site especially for dozer and his rodent fingering ways??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:17, closed)

google it
mingebag
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:45, closed)

fuck no
the mental images are dreadful enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:58, closed)

Like you don't know!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:26, closed)

It is a worldwide community of adults with an interest in sharing adult-themed material...
...and lots and lots of cock pictures.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:58, closed)

An overgrown patch of derilict land
On which porn mags are discarded should be referred to as the grumbleweeds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:38, closed)

oh vg

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:20, closed)

I thought Grumbleweeds
referred to a lady garden that was somewhat overgrown
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:34, closed)

I concur
And have a whole long winded theory about how it isn't so much the easy access to porn that causes the problem (although clearly it plays its part) but the fact that a dog eared Razzle stuck in a thicket still left a lot to the imagination (it just provided a better frame of reference for the female body) whereas watching a group of sweaty leering tattooed thugs banging some bored and creepily detached girl acts as more of an instruction manual for lads who don't know any better.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 18:20, closed)

Yes Mum.

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:59, closed)

Yup
Porn these days is just grim and horrible. No imagination involved.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:41, closed)

Belladonna

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:29, closed)

Point made
Grim
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 23:15, closed)

Anal gape 6 with fairies and twinkle dust

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 5:09, closed)

Why did people dump bags, little cases full contact porn mags and used condoms in little ditches?
Oh.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:39, closed)

to get to the other side

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 13:37, closed)