when i bit into a kitkat
and it was pure chocolate, no nasty wafer in sight.

bliss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59, 17 replies)

The same effect can be achieved by just buying a Yorkie.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:11, closed)

Yeah but you have to shave them first

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:20, closed)

This is very good
and deserves some recognition
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, closed)

yeah but i didn't buy it
it was all the client had to offer.

stupid client.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:57, closed)

alright Frog!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:12, closed)

Bit fucking rich that, I mean, come on!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:13, closed)

Are you actually both the same person?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:14, closed)

No, she's either being 'funny' or being a twat
+ she's ginger
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:15, closed)

You have my deepest sympathies.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:18, closed)

Why would you eat a wafer biscuit if you don't like wafer, you pointless fucking meatsack.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:47, closed)

The quality of your trolling has nosedived this week, Doc.
Everything alright at home?
( .Yeti., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:12, closed)

there is a reason
it's really boring.

but you asked. so...

meeting at a client's offices. it went on for SIX FUCKING HOURS and they DIDN'T OFFER US ANY SANDWICHES OR KISS MY ARSE OR ANYTHING. kitkats were all that was on offer.

so I succumbed to the wafery badness. hence the glee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:55, closed)

Broken Britain.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:31, closed)

it's alright
I nicked their pen when I left. REVENGE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:53, closed)

I had a Yorkie that had wafer in it.
I checked the wrapper, which was bright red and had "Kit Kat" printed on it, so it was definitely a Yorkie.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:06, closed)

Of course, the existence of the waferless KIt-Kat is to test the machines at the factory to ensure that there is
wafer and not just mockolate enters the marketplace - some sort of make-weight. I once went to York and therefore know all about this sort of thing.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:43, closed)

Fascinating. It would have been more so if you had posted this when I told my intrinsically similar story on Friday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:56, closed)