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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

Suggested by Just a Vagabond

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Should there be a vote for which QOTW animal is to be posted for the next 7 days? Or are we staying with otters?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:53, 17 replies)
dullard

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:54, closed)
<s>du</s> ma

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:50, closed)
Shut up, Norman.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:03, closed)
otters are shit and cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:46, closed)
kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:49, closed)
Good idea,
but democracy isn't this boards strongest point.
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:50, closed)

this boards society's

Right, kids?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:53, closed)
One dog's bum bum, one finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:00, closed)
That's a thought.
We could always post pictures of dogs, just so the mods don't get lonely whilst they're busy modding.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:40, closed)
Good idea
Let's go for dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:16, closed)
KOALAS!

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:41, closed)
OTTERS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 12:44, closed)
WOMBATS!

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:47, closed)
or LACE MONITORS
They are evil cunts.

When I was working on a remote farm in Victoria, I across one eating the arse out of a half live sheep that was stuck in mud. I chased the evil fucker up a tree, it turned around and chundered all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:50, closed)
They sound awesome.
Sheep are delicious, so you can understand why it was so keen to get stuck in.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:58, closed)

Well yeah, true. It's not like the sheep was going anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:04, closed)
Well, the otters succeeded, so I wouldn't advise fucking with such a winning formula.

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