My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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my arch-nemesis
beetroots
look at the purple smug bastards
blurgh
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 12:39, 9 replies)
beetroots
look at the purple smug bastards
blurgh
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 12:39, 9 replies)
You can turn this round...
Next time you're doing a roast, chuck a couple in with the tatties. You will turn to the dark side.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 12:42, closed)
Next time you're doing a roast, chuck a couple in with the tatties. You will turn to the dark side.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 12:42, closed)
Oooooh, now I want a cheese and beetroot sandwich,
with salad cream!
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 13:53, closed)
with salad cream!
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 13:53, closed)
mrs speed had that the other day
I promptly told her that that was the food of the devil and that when I come to power I shall give an order to the armed forces to carpet bomb all beetroot crops in the world.
100% true
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 14:08, closed)
I promptly told her that that was the food of the devil and that when I come to power I shall give an order to the armed forces to carpet bomb all beetroot crops in the world.
100% true
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 14:08, closed)
Oh god yes.
Lovely lovely lovely.
*goes off to make cheese, beetroot & sald cream sandwich*
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 14:22, closed)
Lovely lovely lovely.
*goes off to make cheese, beetroot & sald cream sandwich*
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 14:22, closed)
the shits in vinegar are truly heinous...
however, get cooked beetroot not in vinegar, grated and put in the mix for a chocolate cake makes it soooo moist you'll wonder how you ever hated them. Trust me.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 14:28, closed)
however, get cooked beetroot not in vinegar, grated and put in the mix for a chocolate cake makes it soooo moist you'll wonder how you ever hated them. Trust me.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 14:28, closed)
I too hate beetroot
At about 7 months pregnant I once found myself feeling faint and nauseous, swaying as if to pass out, in a greengrocery shop.
I staggered outside for air, glancing back just long enough to spot the huge display of boiled beetroot next to where I'd been standing. The smell had knocked me sick.
You can hardly eat in Poland without the filthy stuff showing up. I reckon they even hide it in curries.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 15:40, closed)
At about 7 months pregnant I once found myself feeling faint and nauseous, swaying as if to pass out, in a greengrocery shop.
I staggered outside for air, glancing back just long enough to spot the huge display of boiled beetroot next to where I'd been standing. The smell had knocked me sick.
You can hardly eat in Poland without the filthy stuff showing up. I reckon they even hide it in curries.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 15:40, closed)
I know how you feel...
my Mum has always got boiled beetroot in the fridge and it honks.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 16:09, closed)
my Mum has always got boiled beetroot in the fridge and it honks.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 16:09, closed)
Actually, I love them.
I prefer the ones in vinegar. I've been known to get a can of them and eat half of it myself with dinner, because no one else will touch them.
Paired with a nice light German beer they're the bee's knees.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 17:28, closed)
I prefer the ones in vinegar. I've been known to get a can of them and eat half of it myself with dinner, because no one else will touch them.
Paired with a nice light German beer they're the bee's knees.
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 17:28, closed)
in New Zealand they put them in McDonalds food and call it a Kiwi Burger
I didn't have the courage to try one, as the thought of eating bread, beef, beetroot, cheese and onion in the same bite made me want to spew
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 0:23, closed)
I didn't have the courage to try one, as the thought of eating bread, beef, beetroot, cheese and onion in the same bite made me want to spew
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 0:23, closed)
Australia and New Zealand -
I always forget to say NO BEETROOT when ordering a burger and they always put a massive thick slice on.
It's always too late when you take it off as the purple juice has already contaminated and ruined the burger.
Bastards
( , Mon 3 May 2010, 1:22, closed)
I always forget to say NO BEETROOT when ordering a burger and they always put a massive thick slice on.
It's always too late when you take it off as the purple juice has already contaminated and ruined the burger.
Bastards
( , Mon 3 May 2010, 1:22, closed)
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