My
Mum (nun) has not allowed me to even go out at night. My dad told her to piss off. She did. Cried. Gone for six months. Cried. I wondered why. Cried. She did tern up but was so trollied she puked in front of me. Gannet had been out to dinner with some dodo.

Never will forgive her or what she did. Whale of a time, my asp.
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:23, 15 replies)

7 bowls of Frosties later....
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:30, closed)

afraid
I'm still on the tube, like sardines / whitebait for all those And way is SX fans.
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:53, closed)

It is not snakey joke time.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 2:08, closed)

I don't know what any of this means

( rofl harris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:36, closed)

^ This
I understand most of the words individually, but collectively the meaning is utterly lost on me.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:46, closed)

Is it me
Or does this and her/his above reply make barely any sense?
(stubbledchin, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:51, closed)

If this is prose
it's very impenetrable. Where you stoned and freeforming?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:57, closed)

Heh...
I read that as 'freemonging'
( snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:29, closed)

This is fucking weird.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:54, closed)

I read a bit of this, and I think I understand what you are trying to say, but along comes another sentence (just) and I'm completely confused again.
It's quite amazing, really, it reads like an partially solved Rubik's Cube.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:04, closed)

It reads like
a first draft of a late James Ellroy novel.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)

I started reading what you wrote. I got half the way thru, got confused, reread it, more confused, tried to finish it, more confused. The girl next to me in the office asked me just sipped her tea.

She left her lipstick on the mug. It sticks better to mugs than lips.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:28, closed)

eh?

(Kip, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, closed)

You are William Faulkner, AICMFP.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:29, closed)

Hmm?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, closed)