Blood
You know when I said that the blood on the sheets was from my leg that got cut by a bit of glass hidden in the grass when I was playing football and I even had that bandage on? Well the blood was actually from Lorna's vagina when we had sex and she was on the plop...and the bandage covered nothing.
(Designated Slagger, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:40, 13 replies)

thank you for sharing this.
also, 'on the plop'???
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:44, closed)

To be fair.......
This was 21 years ago....and no one ever said "period". It was "On the plop", "Having the decorators in" or my personal favourite "Werewolf time".
(Designated Slagger, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:46, closed)

I always thought it was "blob"
But "werewolf time" has me giggling
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, closed)

on the plop
I used to call it "blackcurrant jam time" or "Japanese flag time"
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:14, closed)

I thought you would have known of all people
Every second month or so girls release a steady stream of faeces for a week
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:49, closed)

^ This.
Not the best euphemism, was it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:54, closed)

snakes with tits.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:54, closed)

how do you even fit them inside you?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:00, closed)

the 'b's must have got top heavy and capsized.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:12, closed)

Of course!
I like this reasoning.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:26, closed)

No it was....
definitly on the plop. Nothing to do with shite at all. I suppose it's just a regional thing. Like calling a Condom a "Dunkey" in some places and then going to Uni and everyone looking at you like you're a mentalist when you say it.
(Designated Slagger, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:41, closed)

Did you have to lift her tail out of the way?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:00, closed)

no he had it docked as a birthday gift

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:20, closed)