WORK FARTS!
bit off topic but here you go.

OK I work at the Institute of Education in Russell Square, there I said it!

the stairwells are like a giant echo chambers, all concrete, lots of reverb.

so I was walking up from level6 on the stairs and there happens to be the lady (a professor lady) who works a couple of offices down from me also coming up the stairs. she's behind me as we're going up (im a guy btw).
I fart. Loudly. I decide the best policy is to 'run' up the stairs. doing so makes more farts come, FART FART FART FART FART. all loud, all made worse by the acoustics of the stairs. oh the shame. I get out of the stair well with a look of pain on my face, eyes screwed up, kind of face you pull when you don't want to accept reality. i get back to my little office and close the door. I still cringe about it now. this hapend 4 years ago.
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, 17 replies)

hahahaha :D The ONLY way you could have pulled this back from the edge, would have been to
on getting to the top of the stairs, to turn, throw open your arms and bellow as loud as you could....

ANOTHER CUCUMBER SANDWICH VICAR?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:41, closed)

Oh my
^^^ This ^^^
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:22, closed)

I particularly like the way that someone who works at the Institute of Education
can't spell "Russell".

We're all fukced, natch.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:48, closed)

Or punctuate or capitalise.
Won't somebody think of the children?!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post1006166
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:28, closed)

fixed russell thanks.

fuck punctuation in its arse!
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:26, closed)

but yea i'm Dyslexic - pretty lost without spell check
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:30, closed)

Work in the Institute of Education in Russell Square ?
Post regularly on B3ta but can't spell or punctuate ? Why not employ the services of an amanuensis ?
( Ramsay Tupper, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:55, closed)

must be for the quality of my farts that they keep me on.
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:39, closed)

THEN THERE IS NO DOG!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:13, closed)

Spoilsport!
:)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, closed)

So let me get this straight
You farted, on a stairwell, within earshot of a lady, four years ago and you're still embarrassed? Are you from the 1880's?

LET IT GO man. I would have had to have eaten babies alive to still be that concerned after such a time. I'm sure the lady concerned has long forgotten it.
(rampants, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:34, closed)

it's not eating me up inside. don't worry. but sometimes i remember and it makes me cringe. it's the fact that i ran. lol i thought there was a chance she wouldn't know it was me, because she was juuust around the corner of the stair when the first one dropped. in my mind there was still a chance that i could get away with it: FART FART FART FART FART i went *facepalm*
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:42, closed)

Women are indeed fart magnets.
You could be sat in a quiet little office..nobody has come in all day long, so you let one rip..and penny to a pinch of shit, a womans fart radar draws her into your office to ask you a question at that very moment. Then promptly leaves without saying anything but tells all her girlfriends what a dirty smelly bastard you are.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:58, closed)

Your name
Begins with a T or a J. (I won't start bandying real names around)

AICMFP
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:30, closed)

no and if you work at ioe too there's next to no chance you know me.
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:01, closed)

I think there is a chance
Seeing as you are known behind your back as "That Farting Fucker from upstairs".
(Rsoles, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:37, closed)

Clicks for farts
Farts are always funny
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:50, closed)