The Swedes have a word for "masturbating while crying".
It's 'Gråtrunk'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:17, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That went well
LETS ALL GET ANGRY AT BIEBER
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22146859

I don't see why this is news. Seems like journos are just looking at what's "trending" on Twitter and write a story about it.

Fuck you lazy journos!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:27, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HELP!
I am back at work today after a 5 week absence.

During my 5 weeks I rediscovered b3ta. However the domain is blocked here, is there a mirror that exists where the FQDN doesn't end with "b3ta.com".

Ta.

Oh and you are all cunts that finger dogs.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:11, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The week
This week old Thatcher will be going down t'pit for the last time. What's gonna happen? Anyone actually give a shit?

What are you looking forward to/dreading this week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:43, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sitting down
what you up to?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:54, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good Monday morning
How was every ones weekend?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:40, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahaha

yeah

yeah

hahahahahahahahahaa
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 22:32, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey up
I've been drinking cold-pressed coffee extract today, it's much smoother than regular coffee. I'm not a big coffee fan but this stuff is lovely.

What're you drinking?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:45, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 19:55, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

squishy post

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 18:46, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 18:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hi

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 18:34, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 17:48, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

sapnin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 16:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha, yeah

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 10:05, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so
hi
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 1:59, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who would you chuck a pie at?
alt:What type of pie?

altalt:I like pies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:07, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sup

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 17:01, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dwarfs and runners planted. Courgettes and squashes in pots. Jasmine and clematis moved. Barbecue re-pointed. Water butts serviced.
I've totally got hands like Percy Thrower now. If I fingered you, you'd probably get lockjaw.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:44, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a beautiful sunny morning, I have had a bacon sandwich and all is right with the world.
Fellow B3TANs, there are many things to do this weekend, the days are full promise so my question is this.

How long are you going to whinge about having to tidy up the garden?

Alt: Will you be spending time in the shed?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:31, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't pretend you have a life offline. What are you up to?
I have just been to friends for an early supper in Poznan, now back at hotel packing before getting up at 4am to come home.

Will any of you be getting up earlier than me? Or going to bed after I've got up?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:55, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well now what do we have here
According to Google+ and its helpful emails, David Cameron is someone I might know, So is Charlie Brooker. How do I (ab)use my new-found connections in politics and the media?


Alt Q: What should I have for tea?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:31, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well this is a lot of fun isn't it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:31, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Real ale is shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:16, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newsletter thread!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue576/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ever been stuck in a lift?
who would you most/least like to be stuck in a lift with?

I might buy some new boots, imagine that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:11, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who is JCVD? I am confused.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:31, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)