I'm calling early lunch
as I'm fucking starving

DIY - Are you handy or fucking useless?
Cooking - Are you handy or useless?

Alt:
Bank holiday Monday - how do you intend to mark this monumental day?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:37, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wine thread!
Just making an order with the wine society, I'll happily take recommendations in this thread.

alt: Kroney's not here, smear his character.

altalt: I'm looking for a house in the country, are you urban or rural?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:47, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just booked tickets for my wife and eldest son to go and see Tenacious D
..which puts her one gig ahead of me for the year. Who would you recommend for me to go and see this year? (and no I've never heard of DYAAKY but I'm pretty sure I was 'into' them before you)

Alt: Who have you seen/are going to see this year?

Altalt: What's with all the pears?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:39, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shall we start again?
Morning all.

fascinating news story
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

letras.kboing.com.br/disastrous-murmur/the-oral-rectal-and-vaginal-pear/traducao.html

NSFW
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:24, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.ehow.com/video_4403735_say-pear-chinese.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PEAR FACT:
David Thomas, singer of Cleveland-based experimental rock band Pere Ubu, is actually allergic to pears!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PAIR FACTS
Pairs of trainers went international in 1924. That’s when a German man named Adi Dassler created a trainer that he named after himself: Adidas.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PEAR FACT:
Despite its misleading name, Pears Soap does not actually contain any pears! It continues to use the name following a failed legal challenge from the UK Pear Council in 1994 to prevent them from 'cashing in on the widespread popularity of pears'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 8:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PEAR FACT:
Both of Monty's mums like to stick pears up each other.

Particularly prickly pears.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)

PEAR FACT:
The phrase 'pair of trousers' is actually a corruption of 'pear of trousers' which comes from the fashion amongst Lombard merchants in renaissance Italy for wearing hose made entirely from pears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 7:48, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PEAR FACT:
Peregrine falcons get their name from the middle English 'pearygrynne' because in the middle ages they were believed to eat nothing but pears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 7:12, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Loser shift thread - GO!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 17:37, 181 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Estate agents.
Mine's totally fucked me over. He gave some bint the keys, she went round, liked it put in an offer and had a copy of the keys taken. She then decorated, ripped up the underlay, put new doors in, and fucked around with the electrics and stole furniture, including fitted washing machine, cooker and fridge freezer. All without having bought it. She was then refused a mortgage, so she's been round and trashed it.
Estate agents are cunts. What other profession do you want to generalise as cunts?
Alt, what website do you use everyday and why?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:03, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We really don't have a right laugh here do we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:13, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In light of our newly returned MOD
Imma gonna start a holiday thread
What do you look forward to in a holiday?

Alt:What do you miss most whilst on holiday?

Alt:alt: what is your idea of a dream holiday? or what is your idea of a holiday hell?


alt:alt:alt:Holiday Fruit woes?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:06, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's your favorite Val Kilmer film?
alt: What is your favourite Val Kilmer quote?

altalt: Do you prefer old fat Val Kilmer, or young slim Val Kilmer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:41, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning girls.
Does anyone know how to remove something called snap.do as a search engine? I downloaded Open Office for someone, and it came a,long with it. The bugger won't move.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:17, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, this weekend I managed to shave the left hand side of my face and not cut myself at all
but then I accidentally jabbed the blade into my right cheek while trying to trim my sideburns.

But other than that I'm getting really good at this whole straight razor thing.

EDIT - also I went out for roast dinner in Islington on Sunday. I was well Nom. I had pork.

EDIT 2 - I see on the news that it will now cost 5 billion pounds to let gay people get married. Should there be a price on love?

Edit 3 - I read it wrong, it turns out the gays aren't the problem, it's the straight people that want a civil partnership rather than a marriage that will cost 4 billion. Fucking straight people. What a bunch of cunts eh?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:42, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Catching Up
I was out for a few drinks last night (no hangover) with a few old chums I'd not seen for over a year. What have you caught recently?

Alt:
Good/Bad/Meh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:10, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
Which one of you lot are nursing a sore head?

alt: I'm in a chipper mood day, you can't bring me down....can you?

















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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 7:41, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy Birthday to Chickenlady!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 May 2013, 0:15, Reply)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 May 2013, 18:21, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is my jam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gxZntmQXns
(PsychoChomp, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll bet Geordie Jay is well excited
It's Eurovision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 May 2013, 19:23, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

check out the bass bass

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 18 May 2013, 16:39, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Check out Jeff the dogfucker
He thinks he's MC Pied Piper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Check out Theoban
He thinks he's Brad Pitt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Hey who likes Shania Twain?
She does impress me much
( Theoban What of it, Sat 18 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)