JeffStock III
17th August - Bristol.

Moan about the date here.

Further details to follow, when I can be arsed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:38, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That wasn't really a very good thread, was it?
I'll do a new one because I haven't for a while.

I'm going to see Camera Obscura on Friday - your favourite trippy pop band?

Or any other shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:16, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For fucks sake Game of Thrones, for fucks sake :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:39, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For Fuck's Sake, 'The Internet',
What the hell's wrong with you?

Alt: No, seriously. What the hell's wrong with you?

Alt Alt: Alternatively, why shouldn't you be culled for the good of society?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:49, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell you're shit at this Internet lark.
Nakers is away. So no bent spastic. Celebrate this with an AMA thread where you can ask anyone the question you'd like.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:07, 371 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

Death Row.
If you were the condemned man, what would you request for your last meal?

Alt; What dish do you cook best?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:12, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So someone is trying to brand a type of high quality Weed
forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2013/06/03/microsoft_manger_pot_dreams/

for sale in the US, I think he's right that this will probably make a number of people very rich.

So think of funny names for branded drugs, or don't, I'm not bothered.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:26, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
I went to a lovely country pub for lunch yesterday and bumped into my old art teacher and his wife, at 79 he’s still got the sense of humour that made him one of the most liked teachers.
When did you last run into someone you haven’t seen for donkeys years?

Alt: Nakers has gone to Morocco for a week, I can’t help but think he will end up in Syria helping to bring down the government thinking he’s on a paintballing trip. When did you last do something stupid whilst on holiday?

Alt:alt: I need a break :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 7:45, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Netflix or Lovefilm?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:44, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm watching 3-2-1 on the telly.
It's shit.

But it's more entertaining than the visit to Ikea I endured earlier.

What have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 17:15, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who wants to do something to inconvenience Nakers and Battered, hands up!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:13, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who wants to set fire to a red jeans-wearing chinless wonder prick?
Tonight. No need to wait until tomorrow.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:12, Reply)

who wnats to murder a dwarf tomorrow?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hands up who wants to blow up a plane to Morrcco tomorrow?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

hands up who is going on a luxury-ish holiday to Morroco tomorrow o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Anyone used to cooking on a halogen hob?
My new flat has halogen and I'm used to gas. Can I used my cast iron griddle on halogen ok?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:12, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nice to see Battered making new friends
imgur.com/r/AdviceAnimals/LcvW2WN
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has B3th got nice breasts
Otherwise I'm off
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning!
And what a beautiful day it looks to be.

How is Saturday shaping up for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:57, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Late night music thread anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkvAIBzQ_rs
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 23:47, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sitting outside with a cold pint* next to the river
What are you doing?

*This is my second pint I drank my first one fast for Nakers who is stuck in work till 7pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:04, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh brilliant, another loony.
uk.news.yahoo.com/former-specialist-claims-jesus-reborn-234352910.html?vp=1#LDur3iz
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 16:06, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello B3ta.
It's beer o'clock. When is your Friday beer o'clock? Or do you have a work thing?
Ideas for the weekend please, I've got fuck all to do until Tuesday evening. I'm thinking of test driving the new tent, and doss bag.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:05, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know who has the right idea?

That Nigel Planer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I did not know this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-ouch-22706881

I dunno, lunch? knob twiddling? Clever inventions?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:24, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OK you can kill one person currently alive on earth, with impunity.
Who do you kill and why?

Please note: Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, some musician you don't like etc is a fucking dull and shit answer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:37, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mid-Morning Thread
Well the sun is shining it’s Friday and some of you shut in may even open the curtains, so how much do you know about various British quirky outdoor past times?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22700274

Alt: What is the best way to spend a sunny afternoon?

Alt:alt: (◉‿◉)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:50, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hi there gang!
Monty here that's right Monty. Friday is here and payday is here and yet I am glum.

Are you glum? If you are, why are you?

If you are not glum, what is the reason for this?

KEYWORD: glum
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 7:46, 238 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

whats your favourite joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:23, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:28, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)