Your all gay
Alt: How drunk are you? I'm very very drunk. It's Saturday now and drunkenness is a GOOD THING.
Altalt: Why are you all such benders?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Should I start a new thread then?
Because the last two seem to be rather self-referential. And let me assure you that there are far better things in life than me.

Name one
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:41, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

soz Noel, it was Paul Gambaccini, not you.
Hope we can still be friends xx.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:12, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is vagabond still about?
Plump DJs
Evil Nine
Elite Force
Daniel Avery
The Rogue Element
Vandal
DJ Icey
Koma & Bones
Buraka Som Sistema
Adam Freeland
Bushwacka!
Tayo
Forme
Bassbin Twins
Everything on Marine Parade, Botchit & Scarper, Lot49 and Air Recordings

But breaks as a scene is pretty much dead, when dubstep came along everyone either jumped ship to that sound or went back to house.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:18, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh man, it's lunch time and I've got a nommy pork pie.
'Nommy' is a fucking cunt's word. What 'internetisms' do you hate?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:20, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wales
What do you think of the new powers for the Welsh Assblembly?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-24763988
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:38, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEWS THREAD!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24770995

Q. What the fuck was Monty doing in an Asda in Cambridge?

Alt. Favourite B3ta moments

AltAlt.
( Peej, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:16, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kicked up the arse
What the last time you got kicked up the arse or kicked someone up the arse?
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:10, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd like to hear more about Gormo shitting himself.
Anyone else ever shat themselves?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:57, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pinch punch, first of the month
Did you do a pinch punch today or have you done so before. What other traditions do you do?


Alt: First time you got drunk?
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:18, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday generic thread time
For most of us, payday was yesterday. Do you spunk your wages up the wall in the first few days or are you more frugal?

Alt:
Name an oldie, a GILF if you like, you'd nominate for a good fucking

AltAlt:
Breakfast woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:54, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

JOANNA YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH!

( Peej, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Who's Henry?!!
Who's Henry?!! I said who's Henry?!!

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=henry+hoover&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=TPVyUpD9DKy07QbIwIGQCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=775#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=k4xSutl1o226LM%3A%3BgX7RtxR-DlBL5M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kitchengadgets.org.uk%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2012%252F12%252Fhenry-hoover.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kitchengadgets.org.uk%252F%253Fattachment_id%253D201%3B1500%3B1500
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 0:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Noel Edmonds has been Yewtreed.
I had him in the Yewtree pool; I'm rather proud.

I reckon it's only a matter of time until Bruno Brookes gets his collar felt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:51, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck me, Stibbins is dull.
Halloween will soon be over then we can all look forward to 'people getting angry because someone on the telly isn't wearing a poppy season. What are you looking forward to?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:08, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kicked in the nuts
Have you ever been kicked in the nuts or kicked someone there?
(Stibbins, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:33, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread's shit, let's start a new one.
I see that Rebekah Brooks has had an affair with andy Coulson exposed in court. Fuck me, she gets around don't she? I bet she bangs like Swipe in a Pizza Hut.

What other similes do you know to describe your fellow poster?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:24, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Favorite comedians?
Who are your favorite comedians that you've seen either live or on TV?

Alt: Have you ever done a martial art?
(Stibbins, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:48, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How much debt do you have?Loads little or none?Just paid council tax and apart from a.mortgage I have.none!Yay for me!
Alt, just seen in the last thread Rory.has posted his favourite pic of me.Bless. I think it makes his winkle twitch, every time he gets it off his bookmarks. Who off the.'net makes your winkle twitch? Or your gash froth if you're of the split-arse type? I like that onw who was on Brookside.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:31, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Halloween Schmalloween
Did you celebrate Halloween / Bonfire night as kids? Tell me stories of setting yourself on fire/ scaring old ladies/firework woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:34, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Peej, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:05, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Marrning. That Lego QOTW turned out rather amusing. Well done little Battered. When did something turn out ok, when you thought it might be a bit crap? YM obviously.
I' m wearing my new Doc Martens today for the first time. This pleases me, what rocks your life today? Or what pisses on your chips?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:55, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Word holmes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:55, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are all shit at this whole Internet thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:23, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Still no new thread?
Who would play you in a film of your life?
What certificate would it be and what is the soundtrack?

alt. Fave horror film

altalt. if you could swap lives with a B3tan for a day, who would it be and why.


altaltalt. Shit in your cunt.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:42, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Awww, I just suggested battered kill himself.
Ah well.
I'm painting the hallway. I hate painting, povvo job innit. Still, gonna look nice. What do you think is nice near you?

Alt: my dogs are stupid and small but I love them, what stupid things do you love?

Altalt: kong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:46, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just woke and vomited copiously. Don't think I'm pregnant. When did you last hurl and why?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24727191
Pretty good idea really. Do you think schools should teach more life skills? It was discussed a bit yesterday about schools teaching money management, I think this is an excellent idera.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 5:58, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please justify your existence.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 22:15, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)