Anyone still here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:45, 65 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

RIGHT! SUPER SHIT THREAD COMING RIGHT UP!
I posted this in links yesterday! Its shit! Woooooo.

Anyway here we have 26 pictures each one represents a word or words starting with the corresponding letter of the alphabet going from A-Z in order. i.e. the sword represents a word or words starting with A. Some are easy like B is for Batman, no crypticness there but letters like E are really hard and it took me a long time wracking my brain before a nostalgic part worked it out.

Lets see how you folks do. I got all 26 in under an hour and thats with my disability.
( Peej, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:46, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Right then, Hello, Good Morning, As-salamu alaykum, etc etc.
Today is Friday, so that's good. Pay day for me, weekend ahead, blah blah blah, what in the name of Christ is good with you?
Alt: I got fucking drenched in this morning's torrential downpour, my beautiful striped socks are as wet as YM's gusset when Wogan is on the telly. That was a shit start to the day. What in the name of Lucifer is shit with you?
Altalt: Dunno. Any ideas?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:25, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Should I do one, eh?
I think the one below is an inventive idea milked beyond yield.

That's farming talk, you know. So tell me/us/them/oafs in space about a cow you have inserted into star wars to win a prize.

Others might win a prize if they want. But they NEED to want.

The unimaginative need not apply.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:25, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dearest OT
Alright.

Yours, eternally,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:32, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

2014
What's on the cards for you?

I'm off to Dublin this year, The Lake District n June and have a Wedding to be best man at in July so far.

Alt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25574176

Are you behind this 'Life for a life' thing, or do you believe in differing methods of justice to suit the crime?
I can see this becoming an overcrowding problem.
I'm not impartial to the death penalty.

Also, Cameron's views seem to shift with the tide with this and immigration.

AltAlt. How's work going?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:59, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New Years Resolutions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:49, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lunch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:54, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everybody get fucked sing it!
Frog will make you get Down's now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:52, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Generic post Christmas/New Year thread
Best/worst presents?
Best/worst time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:07, 221 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Useless fact from our local rag.
If you took all the black puddings produced by the Bury Black Pudding Company in one week and laid them end to end on the seats at Old Trafford, the puddings would fill United's Old Trafford stadium two times over.
Fascinating eh? Dunno who calculates this shit. Have you a useless fact to start the day with?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:35, 82 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Just an observation
I watched 'The social network', I never realised that Mark Zuckerberg was essentially Fred 'Thicky' Holden; the inventor of the tension sheet. Take that society!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 0:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

yeah christmas hahahahahaha
hahahaha yeah hahahaha

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hahahaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaha

yeah

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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 13:16, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the crack for tonight?
Juicer from 20.00 till chucking out time then all back to wherever at BP land. I see frogcock and swipe having a romantic night in, dozer crying into his single malt and rory making a new troll. Or not.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 13:03, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your predilections for 2014?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 10:28, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Your predictions for 2013?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 10:13, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Your predictions for 2014?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 9:03, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dead innit.
Worrying news here: www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/10903747.Steak_and_kidney_pie__destroyed__in_cooking_fire/

What's big news in your area?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:01, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well the crimbo food recycling thing continues. Turkey scouse ffs with parsnips. Lunch?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:22, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright.
Just seen this and thought of every single Swipe complaint on here, ever,

www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/the-most-agonising-middle-class-problems-of-2013

Show me an image that describes a regular poster.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 8:37, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well this is good innit?
I just watched the finale of "Mad dogs" why did I bother?

I gather you are all at high end balloon hat parties or summat?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:05, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How is we this Sunday?
I'm going for a blast at the gym later, this has been a serious week of sitting on my arse and troughing. It's actually tiring
Alt, that frogface eh?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 10:46, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OI OI! Just thought I'd check in to see all the saddos posting over Christmas!
*slaps forehead*

*goofy whatamilike smile*
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 1:17, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright dudes,
How's it hanging?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Dec 2013, 19:25, 14 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Right that was a shit thread
now is the time to reflect on all that has been good on B3ta this year.....errrrmmmm I'm sure that there's something good that happened in the almost last 365 days...isn't they?

well link a post that you liked...or don't
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:31, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One day when it's neithet Xmas or New Year - what are we all doing?
I'm off to a big buffet-style thing with lots of my favourite food. I intend to get drunk too.*
Alt: What was your most disappointing prezzie. Mine was some socks, specially relaxed at the ankle so as not to aggravate varicose veins.
Altalt: What ludicrously-priced thing did you buy a loved one?
Altaltalt: Why will no-one make me a Venn diagram of how much of a cunt Al is?

*cue 'Wow, heavy drinking is so cool' and 'I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry' comments
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:45, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning OT how was it? I wuz good, had a nice time apart from missing Dr Who. That shall be rectified today.
I notice Rory has a version of my username. Bless, I've got my very own pikey stalker.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:18, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)